"Uncle fuck jesus"

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the78jack's picture
"Uncle fuck jesus"

So. Tomorrow is the "half day trial run" for my 4.5 yr old Mikey at Catholic pre-k. He's going Catholic cause our schools suck. Sadly a 1st grader just died from flu in my town. (People are praying for her) so, we just just finished dinner, I am on speaker phone with my mom and I tell her that Mikey is going to new school tomorrow. So, o say he is going to make friends with Jesus, ad my kid replies "Uncle jesus?" I am like no, 7 can't say that . Then he proclaims :
"Uncle fuck jesus".
I almost lost my shit. Wife kept it together, told him not to §at that... I hope (and pray) that he does use the Lord's name in vain tomorrow.
(This forum is a Jesus support group, right)
On to the discussion:
What would be your response to my Jesus school 4.5 yr old son's "fuck uncle jesus" proclamation ?

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Tin-Man's picture
Just make sure you use a

Just make sure you use a condom. (Gotta teach 'em to be responsible, right?)

chimp3's picture
Protect your children! What a

Protect your children! What a terrible world when the best option is Catholic!

David Killens's picture
Oh my, expect a lot of phone

Oh my, expect a lot of phone calls from the school. Distraught teachers, distraught parents, you should ask for a reserved parking space in the school parking lot.

I can't wait until Mikey says to a priest "you aren't going to bum f--k me, are you"?

arakish's picture
I have to agree with chimp3,

I have to agree with chimp3, it is a very sad world when a theistic school is the best choice.

I also agree with Tin-Man. Make sure a condom is used...


the78jack's picture
Ha! Thanks for the support!

Ha! Thanks for the support! He managed 3 hrs there, came home, no word of jeebus, prayers, or any other shinanigans. we might be ok. my wife called to find out how it went. i told her that they called him a heathen and it wasn't allowed back. i think it will be ok. at least for now. not sure what will happen when he gets a little older and the kids start with the hard core cannibalism fantasy / cult behavior (pretending to eat bodies and drink blood ect.)

LogicFTW's picture
If the other schools in the

If the other schools in the area while lower performing, have something like advance placement classes or the like, even in a poorly performing school, your child can get a solid education within the confines of the AP program.

The high school I graduated from sucked, on almost every metric, but they had AP classes for the students interested in learning, and I ended up well prepared for college, better, I would like to think then I would of gotten for a higher rated, but theist oriented school. You can also take some time during the school year to correct the parts that are wrong in the theist education system.

the78jack's picture
thanks Logic- high school

thanks Logic- high school does have a "classical academy'' so we'll look into that when the time comes,
unfortunatly there doesn't seem to be any offerings for that sort of thing for grades k-8. we had a charter school in the area, and the town officials voted to shut it down...

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