After countless hours of careful research, I have come to the conclusion that the universe has been designed by a creator, & fine tuned to support ........... cockroaches.

This is obviously the case, as there are over 4600 species of cockroach on the planet, & god knows how many throughout the rest of the universe. However God favours one species in particular, the American cockroach, which god favours above all the other cockroach species & was created in his image.

Further evidence that the universe was created for cockroaches is the fact that cockroaches have been observed to survive in a microwave oven. This allows them to be able to survive the cosmic radiation in space, when they stow away on spaceships that humans will build for them to colonise other planets.

So christians might ask why god created humans iif the universe was created for cockroaches? The answer to this is quite complex, yet at the same time quite simple.

God needed to create a creature that hated nature enough to build sewers, houses & other constructions favoured as a home by the American cockroach for their habitat, messy & wasteful enough to leave plenty of food scraps favoured by the American cockroach lying around, intelligent enough to build conveyances for cockroaches such as cars, ships & planes for cockroaches to stow away on & colonise every part of the planet, & to also build spaceships for cockroaches to stow away on & colonise other planets, & yet dumb enough to believe that the universe was created just for them, so they wouldn't suspect that they are just mere slaves to cockroaches!

The earth was originally supposed to be a garden of eden for cockroaches, however things got fucked up when the 1st two cockroaches god created ate from the forbidden sugar cube of knowledge, after they were deceived by a talking centipede. So god cursed all cockroach kind by making humans detest & despise the cockroach, & gave humans the ability to develop cockroach spray.

However god has a cunning plan for the planet to once again become a garden of eden for cockroaches. God cunningly left vast amounts of fossil fuels, which he knew that humans would greedily burn vast quantities of, & which he also knew would make the planet so hot that humans & most other species will eventually become extinct.

However the temperature will be just right for the cockroach, which will flourish on the hotter earth in the ruins of the buildings & other constructions left behind by mankind.

I know all this to be true because all of the evidence points to it being true, & where I lack evidence I have plenty of faith that all of this is true. So if anybody can prove that what I have written is NOT true, then please show me your evidence to disprove this! If my theory cannot be dis-proven, then I will consider it to be proven & factual. I will also register a religion to worship the great cockroach in the sky (for the tax free benefits of course).