Whether or not you like it

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Whether or not you like it

My dear brothers and sisters, whether you prefer this title or not, I come before you today. I tell you this, the end of this earth is approaching. No man knoweth when our savior will come, but it is very soon. I implore you that you should repent. I realize that you will scoff, but I will do my best because I will not stand by and see a single soul be destroyed in the wake of their ignorance. If you choose to go along after this in your previous paths, that is your choice. Your downfall is no longer on my hands. The signs of the second coming are being fulfilled. There are wars and rumors of wars, natural disasters abound, there is a war in Israel. The oceans are rising and the fish are dying off. Even the most elect are falling away into forbidden paths. These are just a few of the many things that have been portrayed by the scriptures as a sign of the last days. If you don't believe a single thing I say, if you think I'm an insane lunatic, at least do me one favor. Read the book of Mormon. You don't even have to read the whole thing, just go to LDS.org and skim a few passages. if you are not willing to do this, get on your knees in a secluded room and pray to God with pure intent and a true desire to know what is true and you will know. You will know what is true and what is not. I will not return to this page after I post this because I do not need to see your contempt pushed upon me, I just want you all to be in an opportune position where you can have at least a chance of being free from sin instead of burning as stubble upon the earth. I am posting this because I have received promptings to do so. Please heed my warnings. Return to where you should be as a choice son or daughter of God. I say these things in the name of my heavenly father, and in the name of his son Jesus Christ, and with the power of the Holy Ghost. Amen.

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algebe's picture
@LatterDaySaint: "No man

@LatterDaySaint: "No man knoweth when our savior will come"

I guess I'll just have to ask a woman, then.

BTW, why didst thou use the archaic form "knoweth"? Doth it make thee feel holy because it was in common parlance around the time the King James Bible was writ? Then verily verily I say unto thee that thou art an idiot.

mykcob4's picture
So if this idiot posted this

So if this idiot posted this and has no intention of actually reading the replies, it is a troll piece and should be removed.
BTW the book of morons er uh mormons is based on Xenu od Zenu or some Sci-Fi character based on the drug induced visions of joseph smith. How is that any different than L.Ron Hubbard and scientology?
Scientology, mormon, flying spaghetti monster, what the fuck is the difference. It's all bullshit. You know it, they know it, I know it, we all know it.
It is so tiresome to read crap from some idiot that knows he is full of crap but wants for some damned odd reason spread that crap on us.
Atheism doesn't mean gullible target.

Sky Pilot's picture
LatterDaySaint,

LatterDaySaint,

I tried reading the BOM once and it took a month for my brain cells to recover from the BS in it. It makes the other fairy tales seem reasonable and they are bat shit crazy.

LucyAustralopithecus's picture
I think this is a great

I think this is a great thread for a theist who posts and interacts with atheist members,
When you make these kind of arguments, they never convey a message because most Atheists have
seen this garbage far too often and only read roughly two or three lines before posting satirically or just not posting at all.

Consider it an educational tool to develop what not to do if you do indeed want a dialogue.

Sky Pilot's picture
Believers can discuss their

Believers can discuss their favorite religious cult but they can be more effective if they explain how it has made a positive beneficial change in their lives. They can cite the specific passage that has made a difference for them and then explain how they have changed their behavior for the better by following it.

For example = http://www.thebricktestament.com/the_teachings_of_jesus/on_forgiveness/l... 4 pictures

http://www.thebricktestament.com/the_teachings_of_jesus/on_giving/mt05_4... 4 pictures

http://www.thebricktestament.com/the_teachings_of_jesus/on_self-mutilati... 13 pictures

http://www.thebricktestament.com/epistles/on_justice/01_rm09_14.html 9 pictures

chimp3's picture
Saint, you say? I will be the

Saint, you say? I will be the judge of that!

ZeffD's picture
I got as far as "the end of

I got as far as "the end of the Earth is approach....."

MCDennis's picture
I think you are looking for a

I think you are looking for a different website. This is a website for atheists... not for preachers. However.... IF you would care to provide PROOF of these assertions, I for one would be interested in reading that response. Feel free to start with proving that whatever gods or god you believe in actually exists.

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algebe's picture
There it is again. "Ye must

There it is again. "Ye must be cleansed." Why do these clowns think sticking in a few words of Early Modern English makes what they say more holy? Do they believe Jesus spoke like that?

LogicFTW's picture
*Point.*

*Point.*

Ooh it is one of those people.

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Both humorous and slightly alarming that people believe this stuff.

Randomhero1982's picture
I think the tin foil supplies

I think the tin foil supplies have been exhausted in his town...

xenoview's picture
Drive by theist! Spews out a

Drive by theist! Spews out a bunch of crap and leaves.

curious's picture
He only post it yesterday, he

He only post it yesterday, he may have time in couple days to follow up.

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