Strange Things Theists Say - Stories from Our Community

Sometimes theists say the darndest things! What's the craziest thing a theist has ever said to you? Check out what others have shared or add yours.

Genesis 1, the Bible's version of the Babylonian cosmos, is loaded with nuggets of Bronze-age wonder!  Take Genesis 1:16-19 for example.  The passage plainly states that God created the stars on the fourth day.  (They are a final touch, mere specks of light attached to the sky-dome, and they foll

This is not Sunday school, precisely -- but our youth group had a "neighborhood cleanup" back in the very early 80s, picking up litter for a several-block radius around the church building.

Christians have the notion that they actually control their god. Ever notice how they keep their god in a box, and only let him out a few times a year (Holidays). They tell him what he said, and how he meant it. They tell their god what to do, and what he has done.

I have been told that there are no such thing as atheists, and god must want me to think I'm an atheist for reasons which remain unexplained.