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Jesus walks into a hotel, throws 3 nails onto the counter and says... "Can you put me up for the night."
Two nuns encounter a male nudist, one of them had a stroke, the other couldn't touch it.
How do you get two Whales in a Corvette? Turn left at Chester.
Everyone knows what Jesus yelled when he was on the cross but what did he scream when they were taking him down?
"I SAID FEET FIRST!!!"
My wife's previous partner was a clown.
I had some large shoes to fill.
Talking about bananas.
How do you hide an elephant in a banana tree? Paint its dick yellow.
What's the loudest noise in the natural world? A giraffe eating bananas.
Why do elephants have red eyes?
So they can hide in the Cherry Trees in Africa.
Have you ever seen an elephant in an African Cherry Tree?
Of course not! They are really good at hiding.
Why do elephants have flat feet?
From jumping out of the Cherry Trees in Africa of course..
What do you call the black stuff between an elephant's toes??
Slow natives.
I've just swapped our bed for a trampoline. My wife hit the roof.
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