*taking sip from water bottle*… Phew! Alrighty then. Finally recovered from that run I made down the aisle and halfway back up. Trying to get in shape so that I can make at least three full passes. Anyway, I would like to thank Cog for my inspiration in making this thread. When he suggested in another thread that we all get together and attend a church service, he chose me as the candidate to represent the group by speaking in tongues during the service. As such, I naturally want to do our group proud and be a fine example for all my friends on this site. Therefore, I have been practicing channeling The Spirit, and I was hoping I might attempt a quick “Speaking in Tongues” session here today as a means of determining if I am “on the right track”, so to speak. Now, I admit I do not know very much about this particular ceremony, but I have heard before that every person speaking in tongues requires an interpreter to relay what is being said to the rest of the congregation. That being said, I do hope there is somebody here who is willing to give this a shot with me. So, without further ado, I will now attempt to place myself into a divine trance and call upon The Spirit to provide me with its bounty of wisdom to pass along to us lowly heathens…

*popping knuckles*… *a few quick breaths*… *arms hanging loosely down by side*... *staring straight ahead*… *eyes glazing over*… *thousand yard stare*…. Giggity… *corner of mouth twitching*… Giggity-giggity… *eyes closed tightly*… *arms raising over head*… *waving hands wildly*… HEEEE-HAWWW! Tootie-fruity! Hiiiiiii-deeee hoooooo!... Si mong arf unk lego odtob eag ans tas quir reln utsa reta sty!... *deep breath*… Trof moc yar! Smial corp trof moc yar! Suna ru oyn itif san anab!... *hopping on one foot*… *spinning in a circle*… Goony-goo-goo! Goony-goo-goooooo!... Woooooo! Wooly-bully-wooly-bully-wooly-bully!... Yo ucann othav epud din gwit ho ute atingme atun les sy oubec omec omf or tab lyn umb!... Gohy riah adep muhd nuo hyn roha!... *stopped spinning around in circle*… *both feet back on floor*… *shaking head vigorously*… *slobber slinging everywhere from corners of mouth*… *eyes opening slowly*… *arms slowly lowering*… *blank stare*… *deep breath*… *eyes blink rapidly*… *looking around confused*…

Hey… What happened?... Could anybody understand what I was saying?... I seem to have blacked out for a few minutes, but it was like I was watching myself from “above”, or something. Kinda freaky. No idea what the hell I was saying, though. Hope somebody was able to interpret everything. Could be a very important message for all we know. Maybe even a prophecy! That would be exciting! Looking forward to seeing what incredibly vital message The Spirit chose to bless me with relaying if there is an interpreter here among us.