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Noticed one or two electric scooters around lately, they travel at a fair old lick tbh, but I'm not sure they're even road legal here, and of course you have zero protection plus no insurance. If I were 25 years younger mind...
I mean like a child's scooter btw, not a motorbike type Italian scooter. We're talking handlebars to steer break and accelerate, attached to a narrow board 6 inches off floor with two small wheels.
There was an obnoxious DJ in Adelaide called Big Bob Francis.***
In his latter years, he could be seen at the Adelaide a Central market in his gopher, yelling "Get out of the bloody way!"
Of course I would never do anything so uncouth.Instead I would attach a set of those revolving spikes to the wheels . I could probably buy them at the same place I bought the ones for my jellybean. Always a responsible driver, I made sure the spikes have red lights on them for night driving
*** A popular ditty, from one of the many people Big Bob offended;
"Some DJ's are short
And some are tall
But when Bob Francis walks
He walks wall to wall"
Yes, sounds an Adelaide kinda thing....it is the isolation I am sure.
I like the spikes idea, in fact we could build a chariot type body on the trikes and have retractable scimitars on the hubs....
@ Old man
"Yes, sounds an Adelaide kinda thing....it is the isolation I am sure"
Isolation? -and exactly where do you live ?( tapping both feet at once)
I'll have you know sirrah, that Adelaide is the heart of Australia! We are conveniently situated between the eastern convict settlements and the western convict settlements. There are also sealed roads links to almost every state (but not to the territory or Tasmania) Also rail links.Why the Ghan from Adelaide to Darwin has been running for, oh, 16 years now.
AND if all that isn't enough, South Australia leads the word in bizarre murders. So there. Isolated indeed. (shuffles off in full uggies , muttering into recently regrown beard.)
...*totally bewildered*.... Huh???... I know nuthin' about Adelaide... Um, I live in Allie-bammie... Southereasten US... Uh, I think you might have meant for your response to go to Old Man.
@ Tin Man
It was meant for me Tinny me ol' cobber. Forgive him, he's old, cranky and tends to get lost in his own trousers. Partly because of age and partly because he comes from Adelaide which has more churches than pubs and a higher and more bizarre murder rate than any where else...I blame the beer..its crap.
"...*totally bewildered*.... Huh???... I know nuthin' about Adelaide... Um, I live in Allie-bammie... Southereasten US... Uh, I think you might have meant for your response to go to Old Man."
Oh,I AM sorry. I deserve a good birching.
@Cranky Re: "Oh,I AM sorry. I deserve a good birching."
Birching is SO yesterday... *rolling eyes*... Stand by, and I'll see if I can get Whitefire to let me borrow her rolling pin. Better yet, I'll see if I can talk her into using it herself. She is more skilled with it than I would be.... *chuckle*...
"retractable scimitars on the hubs"
Shades of Ben Hur! This gets better and better all the time!
Sorry, but the gopher is off the menu. I just discovered there's no seat belt for Major.
I think I'll have a go at a tricycle with an outboard motor.
You wanna bring Major too but worried about safety? Check this out....theres room for another few gallons of red too.