"Eeeee Eeeeee ouuu ouuuuu aaaaaaaa" *Chest Thump both fists, left fist, right,* *snort, grunt, slap the ground* Uuuu Uuuuu waaaaa aaaaa!
Completely irrefutable. Absolute proof of the existence of god. Sorry it does not translate into English.
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@Cog
The language doesn’t matter - “show” me...
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Personal experience of love.
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TIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNN! OLD MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN! Where is my damn pig nose!!!!
@brilliantchimp
I absolutely see god for who he is now...thank you so much for explaing it to me. A million bananas to you oh great chimp. Who knew that ray comfort held the key to god, in his hand,
Thank you oh great one, I have seen the light.
Eeeeee oooooo ooooo ahhhhh ooooo eeeee eeeee ooooowah. (a differenr dialect, but i'm sure you understand)
Oh strawsuckinglovingmonkey ... “...held the key to god, in his hand,”
That’s a rock he’s holding. A rock. It has a name. Don’t rename it - it’s a ROCK...
Cog's argument doesn't seem any less well evidenced or less rationally argued than anything any other theists have presented here.
@coughywelshman
You just don't understand the shape of the banana, and how on occasion it points directly to god.
I hope god waves his great and mighty banana over you and heals you of all your ills.
@doG
If that's directed at me, I am not English, I am Welsh. I can't hear any banana arguments without referencing this though...
https://youtu.be/BXLqDGL1FSg
Thank you Ray Comfort....
@Sheldon...you KNOW where my mind went with the banana...if not I can elaborate.
@proudwelshman
Sorry, corrected previous post.
Also, fluck you for making me click that link and seeing those mental giants again, even if it was just for a nano-second while moving the cursor to the x.
Hope you are feeling better.
@doG
Thanks, still coughing like an old asthmatic pit pony, but I got a good night's sleep last night at least. That video is hilarious, I never tire of watching it, from the coke can using Hoyle's fallacy, to the whining that atheism is equated with intellectualism, which coming before his coup de grâce on the banana couldn't be anymore hilarious.
I'm guessing Ray Comfort has never seen a fucking coconut, and doesn't know that the banana he had in his hand is a man made hybrid of the wild Musa acuminata and Musa balbisiana banana species. It's like he sat down and wrote a script that had to be wrong about every single point it makes, and it was a rip roaring success.
@ Sheldon - are you feeling better?
Yes - Cog’s reasoning isn’t “off” for, you know - it’s just knowing when to dodge when he wants to hit you on the head with his rock.
@Cog
Oo-ee... oo-ah-ah... ching-chang... walla-walla-bing-bang...
Furthermore...
Ooga-chakka-ooga-chakka... ooga-ooga-ooga-chakka...
And don't even PRETEND that you disagree, because we both know that you know that I know what you think you know.... You know?
@TIN: Re: "Ooga-chakka-ooga-chakka... ooga-ooga-ooga-chakka..."
A well thought out reply but you failed to notice the origins of "ooga-ooga-ooga-chakka.." Translated into modern chimp from the original Ape ""Eeeee Eeeeee ouuu ouuuuu aaaaaaaa" So basically, we are saying the exact same thing. REFERENCE: The Great Book of Apes, Vol 12, page 142.
@Cog Re: "So basically, we are saying the exact same thing."
Okay, good. Glad to see we are on the same holy wavelength.... *thumbs up*...
Look, Rock or no rock. This should be completely obvious. Try Google Translate. This is in fact the best argument for the existence of God that is out there in the world today. It can not be debunked!!
"Eeeee Eeeeee ouuu ouuuuu aaaaaaaa" *Chest Thump both fists, left fist, right,* *snort, grunt, slap the ground* Uuuu Uuuuu waaaaa aaaaa!
Re: Try Google Translate...
I did - this was the translation...
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(deep sharp inhalation)...Blasphemy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8NJ7rX0MB4
@doG Re: "(deep sharp inhalation)...Blasphemy!"
Hey, it's all open to interpretation, don't you know? Each of us have to interpret it in the way that makes us feel best. But in the end it is still the same god who loves and cares about each and every one of us in his own very special way.
ROTFLMAO...I love you man!
@Whitefire13: Yes of course that is the message you got. That's because the Great Ape God speaks in parables so the non-apes can not understand.
"10 And the disciples came up and[a] said to him, “Why[b] do you speak to them in parables?” 11 And he answered and[c] said to them, "...
"The knowledge of the secrets of the one true God have been given to apes, but not to you."
For whoever has, to him more will be given, and he will have an abundance. But whoever does not have, even what he has will be taken away from him. 13 For this reason I speak to them in parables, because seeing they do not see, and hearing they do not hear, nor do they understand, 14 and with reference to them the prophecy of God is fulfilled that says,...
“You will listen carefully[d] and will never understand,
and you will look closely[e] and will never perceive.
15 For the heart of people is dull,
and with their ears they hear with difficulty,
and they have shut their eyes,
so that they would not see with their eyes
and hear with their ears
and understand with their brains
were this not true they would hear me.
@ConvertingCog...
Like this?!?!?
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Whitefire13: You haven't yet seen my version of this.
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Re: Cognostic.
I think the first post was taken out of context.
@Italianish Re: "I think the first post was taken out of context."
Oh, sure, hide behind the old "context" excuse... *rolling eyes*... Spoken like a true ape-ologist.
I really didn't want to mention this but "Uuuu Uuuuu waaaaa aaaaa!" is can only truly be understood as an allegory.
Perhaps greater meaning can be found in what the Great White Celestial Cockatoo promises: "Squawk, Arrk, Squawk, Farrk Farrk Farrk". Sorry, it had to be said.
Featherless heretics.
@shitshoulder
LOL.
squawk, arrk, squawk, farrk farrk farrk...
Squawk, Arrk, Squawk, Farrk Farrk Farrk...
SQUAWK, ARRK, SQUAWK, FAARK, FARRK, FARRK...
What, Polly doesn't have enough crackers? How can polly even say that...BLASPHEMY! She should be nailed to her perch!
THERE IS ONLY ONE TRUE GOD...
and it doen't have an unhealthy obcession with pirates, or john cleese.
Eeeeee oooou Eeeeee Eeeeee Ahhhhh Ahhhhh, Full force repetative left, right, chest thumping, Aggresive territorial charge with knuckle run, full high standing stance...junk exposing...simultaneous...double pump chest thump roar, Eeeee Oooou Eeeee Oooou, fart...shit throw.
@ All
You guys...sheesh. All you have to do is apply Chibono hermeneutics. The the contradictions magically vanish in favor of my suppositions.
Those that don't can immediately be seen as METAPHOR...or her best friend ALLEGORY, you can see them mud wrestle every Friday and Sunday.
1st prize a very muddy cockatoo ( sulphur crested) who can curse in 15 languages and tell the truth in none.
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