Atheist? Explain to me where do you believe you can from? If the big

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Atheist? Explain to me where do you believe you can from? If the big

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Lemememachine's picture
I'm very interested to know

I'm very interested to know what comes after "If the big"

David Killens's picture
Where did I CAN from?

Where did I CAN from?

Is the OP drunk or suffer some other form of impairment?

LostLocke's picture
This sounds like it'll fun.

This sounds like it'll fun. Once/if the question is completed....

Peurii's picture
I get my cans from the

I get my cans from the grocery store. Where do theists get their cans from?

Terminal Dogma's picture
From Cannes??

From Cannes??

The put on a great film festival.

Sheldon's picture
That depends what you mean by

That depends what you mean by can from, and what "if the big" means?

Tin-Man's picture
If the big........(???) The

If the big........(???) The Big Lebowski?....The Big Red One?....How about the Big Bad Wolf?... Big Trouble in Little China, maybe?...My Big Fat Greek Wedding?.... Oh, I know, Big League Chew. (Great gum, by the way.).... Perhaps Big Girls Don't Cry?... Ah-hah! Big Country!.... Big Lots?....What's the Big Deal?....Big Band music?....Hey, wait. Anybody want to place bets on it being the Big Bang Theory? Silly me. Should have thought of that first thing. I absolutely love that show.

As for where I can from, my wife and I can from the vegetables she grows in our garden. No Big Mystery in that.

Terminal Dogma's picture
The bigger question is can

The bigger question is can you can-can like I can can-can?

Terminal Dogma's picture
https://youtu.be/QvccyANdjnk
Terminal Dogma's picture
^ me third from left.

^ me third from left.

Tin-Man's picture
@Term-dog

@Term-dog

*whistle*...Nice legs, dude!

Peurii's picture
It doesn't matter if you in

It doesn't matter if you in fact can can-can, but only that you believe that you can indeed can-can.

Terminal Dogma's picture
Plz respect me for my skill

Plz respect me for my skill not my hot legs.

chimp3's picture
Unbreakable: I came from my

Unbreakable: I came from my mother's uterus after she had sex with my father. You?

Cognostic's picture
I came from my mother. It's

I came from my mother. It's not a big secret.

arakish's picture
I did not CAN from anything.

I did not CAN from anything. I NEVER drink my Blue Moon from a can. ALWAYS from a bottle.

And, yes, what was to come after "If the big"...?

Big Butt?

Big Fart?

Big Shiste?

Big Belch?

...?

Now, if you meant to ask "Where do you believe you came from?"... Well I don't believe where I came from. I KNOW where I came from. I came from that place where we spend nine months to come out, and males spend the rest of their lives trying to get back in.

ta ta

rmfr

Sapporo's picture
"In nature nothing is created

"In nature nothing is created, nothing is lost, everything is transformed." - Antoine Lavoisier

mickron88's picture
this is like a game....

this is like a game....

finish the sentence....or fill in the blanks....hahahahah.....or correct the wrong word..

go ahead.....do we can from? or the big?

shuffle the words t-man... you can do it

Kataclismic's picture
I don't can from anywhere,

I don't can from anywhere, but these ladies do from the stage...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T59EDTqqW0A

Cognostic's picture
How in the world would you

How in the world would you have come from the Big Bang. People are having a go at you because you don't understand the words you are using. "Big Bang" A theory of the expansion of the universe. As far as all the evidence suggests the "Big Bang" is fact. It does not mean the universe had a beginning. It does not mean there was an explosion. All it means is that the universe is "EXPANDING." All facts and evidence point to this. Life comes billions of years after the universe begins to expand. You are confounding cosmology with biology.

We have "No Idea" where the universe came from. Our current model of physics breaks down at Plank Time. Fractions of a second prior to the expansion of the universe. We have no idea at all what is beyond that. We have no idea how you get from something to nothing.

arakish's picture
@Cognostic

@Cognostic

And that is why I have renamed the Big Bang Theory to the Universal Expansion Theory. Seems more appropriate.

rmfr

Cognostic's picture
I think it's original name

I think it's original name was something like that. It was a newspaper reporter who did not understand the theory that coined Georges Lemaître's "Expansion of the Universe" as a "Big Bang." Obviously the ignorant population sucked it up without question.

Nyarlathotep's picture
Fred Hoyle is the one who

It was an astronomer (Fred Hoyle) who coined the term 'Big Bang'; it was probability meant to be pejorative; but in any case the name caught on and soon it was appearing in scholarly publications.

toto974's picture
Well said Cognostic, i wonder

Well said Cognostic, i wonder why so many people misunderstand that point. By the way, i've seen a recent article stating that early Earth was much more habitable than we previously thought and that life appeared not only one time.

Mutorc S'yriah's picture
OK, Unbreakable. It seems

OK, Unbreakable. It seems that your OP was very unclear. How about you re-post, to make it clearer what you meant to ask?

Mu.

David Killens's picture
This thread screams for a cat

This thread screams for a cat meme ...................

Tin-Man's picture
@David Re: Cat meme

@David Re: Cat meme

Your wish is my command.

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Thank you Tin-Man, meme

Thank you Tin-Man, meme mission complete. Now I can sleep at nights.

Terminal Dogma's picture
Can this thread.

Can this thread.

xenoview's picture
My parents had sex and I was

My parents had sex and I was born 9 months later. Where do you come from? Did your god create you? Can you prove your god is real?

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