Camel Urine and Milk

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@mhester

@mhester

"I am just thinking, how do you acquire camel urine? "

I suspect with difficulty .

On occasion, my vet has asked me to collect urine from my dog,

How do I manage? Easy, I play I'm-just-a-helpless--old-man . The young females come over all motherly, and I think it makes the young blokes feel virile. Don't really care; I'm taking advantage of their agism--- and I never have to collect dog urine, or change a tire.

As they say in the classics "youth and enthusiasm will always be beaten by old age and treachery"

Misanthrope? Me? Why yes, why do you ask?

Sheldon's picture
Wow who knew camel milk has

Wow who knew camel milk has been scientifically proved to treat cancer, and hepatitis?

According to an article by Dr Ahlaam al-‘Awadi, which was published in al-Da’wah magazine, issue no. 1938, 25 Safar 1425 AH/15 April 2004 CE

"Camel’s urine is efficacious in the treatment of skin diseases such as ringworm, tinea and abscesses, sores that may appear on the body and hair, and dry and wet ulcers. Camel’s urine brings the secondary benefits of making the hair lustrous and thick, and removing dandruff from the scalp."

Wow modern science "proving" woo woo superstition, but not evolution of course. If only people would realise the correct way to cherry pick scientific facts was through an archaic superstition.

I've looked in Tesco groceries online, no camels milk or urine, fucking backward heathens....ah well actimel yoghurt will have to do for now.

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This was my favourite...

This was my favourite...

"Among the uses of camel’s urine, many women use it to wash their hair, to make it longer, and to make it lighter and more lustrous. "

And then they cover it all with a large bin bag, luckily if any of the lustrous hair spills out the religious police are on hand to polite flog the news into the careless women...that site owes me another irony meter.

Fucking scientific research ffs. I drank camel piss once and I could fly. Seriously, I could fly, nobody saw me obviously, and the prophet all peace and blessings upon him, visited me in a dream and said not to do it again...but it's a fact, camel piss makes you fly...

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@Sheldon Re: "I drank camel

@Sheldon Re: "I drank camel piss once and I could fly."

Lucky bastard. Only thing it did for me was give me hiccups.

Cognostic's picture
I knew the whole Muhammad

I knew the whole Muhammad flying to the moon thing was real. I never thought of camel piss.... THANKS Sheldon!

Sheldon's picture
Seriously, the only idea more

Seriously, the only idea more revolting than milking a camel, is collecting their piss.

Cognostic's picture
@Come on Sheldon:

@Come on Sheldon: Collecting piss isn't that bad. All you need is a cup and a bit of patience. That, or a magic word, LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA ...
Think about it. You don't have to yank on anything and hold a cup at the same time. When you collect milk you have one hand for the cup and the other hand for the yanking. But when you collect urine, you have one hand for the cup and the other hand for the YouTube vidio so you can call your brother Saheed and tell him what a wild and crazy thing you are about to do in the name of Allah! Urine collection is much easier, and a whole lot more fun.

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