how can we "see" God? illogical atheism

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CyberLN's picture
Enough is enough. Let’s all

Enough is enough. Let’s all just step away from the name calling and attacks. It serves nothing.

Neruda, I’ve sent you a PM.

Tin-Man's picture
@Cyber Re: Name calling

@Cyber Re: Name calling

But.... But Cog just called me a wise ass. That's a good thing, right?

CyberLN's picture
Yes, Tin. For you, having at

Yes, Tin. For you, having at least one body part that is wise can be considered a good thing.

Tin-Man's picture
@Cyber

@Cyber

...*blushing*... Aw, shucks, Ma'am...

Old man shouts at clouds's picture
Sorry I am late to the party.

Sorry I am late to the party. *looks at bodies littering the forum* Bugger me with a platypus spine, this looks nasty.

Guys, just to let you know "eiland" is from the Dutch/Afrikaans language.
Reputedly and notoriously short tempered, arrogant but make fine beer in the case of the Dutch and great Biltong and BBQ sausages in the case of the Afrikaaner.

It seems we have had a couple of those latter through the forums lately, maybe revenge is a dish they savour after a good massacre or two. After trolling for suitable bait of course........

*kicks at poo encrusted piece of metal* WOW, Hey TM! Look at this piece, its kind of a double cup shape with a crease and hole in the bottom...wait there's a stamp on it...*cleans off sticky poo eliciting a strong smell of banana* Examines metal piece while restraining gag reflex*...It says "ssa esiw", oh wait *turns it over* There you go TM! Cyber called me and said you had one of these but had lost it!

I will drop it in at the next corroboree, mate, just make sure that flamin' cockie is in his cage and all rolling pins are checked in at the door.

Tin-Man's picture
@Old Man Re: "*kicks at poo

@Old Man Re: "*kicks at poo encrusted piece of metal* WOW, Hey TM! Look at this piece, its kind of a double cup shape with a crease and hole in the bottom..."

Oh, sure... *hands on hips*... Any ol' excuse you can find to put your hands all over my ass... *rolling eyes*... Why am I not surprised? Careful where you point that thing, though. Not sure how much longer I can hold in this major fart that's been building.

Bonzo's picture
You need help.

You need help.

Grinseed's picture
@Bonzo, nah, as usual, Old

@Bonzo, nah, as usual, Old Man is doing just fine.

Tin-Man's picture
@Bonzo Re: "You need help."

@Bonzo Re: "You need help."

If that was directed at Old Man, don't waste your breath. We've been trying to tell him that for months now, but we finally just gave up... *defeated sigh*... As a compromise, we just padded all the walls and sharp corners in the place. That way he is less likely to get severely injured when riding his trike after too many glasses of-... I mean bottles of wine. Oh, and I strongly suggest you invest in a good set of shin guards and steel-toe shoes if you plan on hanging around for awhile. Just sayin'...

Old man shouts at clouds's picture
@ Bonzo

@ Bonzo

Re: "You need help"

Nah mate I'm bonza here. Just going to hose down this piece of discarded/lost metal and return it to the Metal Man. Its not that heavy so that I would need your aid. I think its the new copper/titanium model arse with rhodium plating and patented "wind relief valve".

I think it was launched as a dual function "Wizz Arse" but the secondary function failed so the marketing director (now our PM ) came up with "Wise Ass" and flogged the lot to Trump convention organisers.

I think TM got his by sending two cereal packet tops and a postal order for $50...or was that his driving licence?

Awwwww you guys redecorated my room? Is it chimp proof? I love the soft padded feel of the walls and the bars shadow the moonlight so nicely.

cranky47's picture
@Old man

@Old man

"bonza" ? Crikey cobber, I guess you're much older than I thought . I must say you do very well for a man of your advanced age.

I was recently told by my nerd mate (of 58) that I'm 'atypical for my age' with computers.. Felt like smacking him, but I need his help with some stuff on my new PC . It's nearly ten years since I last used windows much.

I do have a windows laptop.. But it's a cheapie with a very slow Celeron processor.So I use Linux ,which halved response time.

Cognostic's picture
Bonzo needs a Bedtime.... if

Bonzo needs a Bedtime.... if I recall correctly! Here, have a Swedish Meatball and go to your room. (I looked and the cookies were gone.)

Tin-Man's picture
@Cog Re: "(I looked and the

@Cog Re: "(I looked and the cookies were gone.)"

Damn right they're gone! I've got them bitches locked up and hidden away in a place you will NEVER be able to find them. Ain't gonna be givin' away all MY cookies anymore. Hah! And before you even start searching, they are NOT under Old Man's helmet. Last time I hid them there they tasted like Brylcreem and Bengay by the time I retrieved them.

cranky47's picture
@cognostic

@cognostic

"Bonzo needs a Bedtime.... if I recall correctly! Here, have a Swedish Meatball and go to your room. (I looked and the cookies were gone.)"

You're not an Aussie are you.

'bonzA' is archaic Aussie slang really well/great, whereas BonzO was a chimpanzee in a truly dreadful old movie starring Ronald Reagan.

Ahh, but you're taking about Old Man . I see what you did. (I think I'm getting worse)

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SMART ARSE TRIVIA: Imo, Ronnie did appear in a quite good movie, called "The Hasty Heart" (1949)

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