How God Thinks

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How God Thinks

This is more of a little game/bit of fun that stems from the insane variety in species on our planet and how a 'god' would 'logically' go about it...

MAKING A BEES...

GOD - "And now stick a needle in its arse!"

ANGEL - "Do what???"

GOD - "A needle... up it's arse!"

ANGEL - "Eh... ok?!"

GOD - "And makes it's puke delicious!"

ANGEL - "WTF?!?!?!?!?!"

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