I don't believe in a god, but if I did, it certainly wouldn't be a christian god. I would choose a worthy god that really had power and wasn't afraid to reveal him/herself.
I don't watch porn, but if I did I would never watch soft porn. Is there anything so unsatisfying and frustrating as soft porn? The silly music, the vagueness, the nakedness that really isn't naked. How fucking stupid. My guess that if porn causes rape and sexual assault it isn't hardcore, but it is softcore.
I don't believe in conspiracies, but if I did, I think the conspiracy that I'd most likely believe in is that cable providers put you on hold for long periods of time on purpose. They just sit there having a cigarette drinking coffee and finally say "has it been 30 minutes?" and then answer the phone.
Do you have any "I don't, but if I did..." stories?
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