Preaching in a Vacuum.

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Wow. I've got some catching

Wow. I've got some catching up to do on this thread. First and foremost, however....

FIG!!! My ol' buddy! How the hell ya been? Thought you had abandoned us poor heathens to our own sinful devices. Great to have you back! Missed you, big guy. You just made my evening. *hugs-hugs-hugs* *smooch-smooch*

Well, Myk, I totally understand where you are coming from. Yes, it can get sorta tiresome sometimes seeing the same-o-same-o drive-by theists do their little hit and runs through here with what they must obviously think is some brilliant new idea we Neanderthal-minded cave-dwellers have never before heard or seen. And some of the "preachers" who hang around like leaches for a bit can sometimes get annoying, true enough. No doubt I have done my share of blasting quite a few of them after they have worn my patience thin enough. However, there is something I have to keep reminding myself about being here on the site. While it is an absolute joy to get on here and horse around with the regulars and share some laughs and insights like a big goofy family, I have to catch myself at times and remember we are here to hopefully serve a somewhat bigger purpose, even if our "contributions" may end up being nothing more than placing just a tiny seed of doubt within the mind of one of those hardcore self-righteous theists who thought he/she would be the one to bring us all swooning to the nearest altar. And then I also have to consider how many people may be surfing this site and reading everything without ever posting. We would never know they were here. And I have to think, "Hmmm... Wonder how many of them walk away with a whole new frame of mind because of something I may have said, good or bad?" And, besides, you have to admit, there have been a few of those "drive-by" posters that have gotten some really good/informative and some really fun/whacky discussions going on here. And c'mon, be honest, you know darn good and well you would end up getting terribly bored and depressed if you did not have somebody come on here to totally blast every now and then. And I HATE it when you get that way, you ol' fucker, because you get all cranky and shit, and then me and Old Man will have to get some duct tape and secure you to your damn wheelchair. Love ya, mean it. *mischievous grin*

Edited for a grammar correction

Edited again to add:

Aw, shit. Thanks for the reminder, Old Man....

Hey, Myk! I'll pray for you!

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@ TM

@ TM

"Love ya, mean it. *mischievous grin* "

wheew, at least you didn't say you were going to pray for him. That would really have unleashed the "i am Groot" within....

And yeh you double deserved that 'agree', not just because Myks a genuinely good bloke, but I think the same, I hope that when I do my research it shows maybe one person, that their pastor doesn't have the answer in all cases. That evidence and corroboration is required.

As a policeman friend of mine once remarked his nightmare was to attend a car accident with 59 witnesses, cos he knew he would get 59 different accounts of what happened.

Stay happy!

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Sure Tin-man this thread was

Sure Tin-man this thread was just to stir the pot and scare up a few believers to come out from under the bed. It served its purpose. FIG is screaming his fool head off at me shaking in his piss filled boots waiting for me to answer. CyberLN is wondering if she is actually going to have to ban me after the umpteenth warning. A?777 is just waiting to way in and Breezy is holding back to attack anything Sheldon posts. So all is right with the world. I got a little bored with the recent threads. Some are as old as I am, some have been going on too long, some should have never been started (some of mine) so in a bored discontented frame of mind, I decided to pull a little joke on FIG to see if he wanted to post under his own moniker or not. And look who showed up, the old "I don't have to prove god, you just disprove god, go ahead I dare ya" child! Score points for me. I really shouldn't take credit. I mean it's not like it's a challenge or anything.
Yes, I like it when the proverbial christian wants to learn us poor heathens sompin'. Besides, I like to watch PBS while I work and they are having yet another fucking pledge drive (fuck those conservative bastards for cutting the PBS budget). The pledge drive has a program called healing your brain and that program gives me a headache.

Edited because I changed something. I really didn't change anything but this is becoming ridiculous!

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@Myk

@Myk

This place would be just way too boring without you around. The Myk works in mysterious ways. All hail The Myk! LOL

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I too accept all forms of

I too accept all forms of income except bitcoin.

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@Myk Re: "I too accept all

@Myk Re: "I too accept all forms of income except bitcoin."

Hey, bub! Go find your OWN street corner to hustle! You're takin' away from my profits here!

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@TM

@TM

Your Street Corner? YOUR street corner? I thought we had a time share deal here as we live almost 24hrs apart..like you're way behind as always...and YOUR profits ? excuse me? OUR profits Alabama boy...We agreed a 50/50 with a bonus to Sheldon every time he kneecapped Breezy and we kept Myk on the payroll as the muscle to take the flak from the co...ummm...Mods...(waves at CyberLN and Nyar while not looking at all suspicious) . Sheesh, dude, am I going to have to send the Mormons in on you?

(edited to make humor more evident)

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@Old Man

@Old Man

Aw, hell. Dammit.... You're so right. *hanging head in shame* But with all the "Hail Tinman!" shouts going around I guess they just over-inflated my ego, and all that power just went to my headed and corrupted my circuits. I came from humble beginnings as a lowly woodsman. The sudden rise to power and glory was more than I could handle. I throw myself at the mercy of my people. I'M NOT WORTHY!!!!!!!!! *sobbing uncontrollably*

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