Shitty belief systems

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Shitty belief systems

Tauism: shit happens
Hinduism: this shit happened before
Islam: blow shit up
Catholicism: if shit happens, I deserved it
Judaism: why does shit always happen to me?
Buddhism: it is the illusion of shit happening
Atheism: no shit
Agnosticism: there may or may not be shit
Puritanism: shit won't happen if I work harder
Jainism: don't harm the shit
Rastafarian: smoke that shit
Baptist: shit happens, praise the Lord!
Pentecostal: talk shit
Nietzsche: become the shit
Calvinism: shit happens and you can't stop it
Polytheism: so much shit I lost count

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That's some funny shit!
Tin-Man's picture
I don't give a shit what
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Holy shit! It's a miracle!
DarkkWolfe's picture
Do you think it would be fair
Tin-Man's picture
When the Pope takes a dump,
algebe's picture
Church of England: No shit
Tin-Man's picture
Well, shit. I guess we are
DarkkWolfe's picture
I think the above paragraph
Aposteriori unum's picture
This op is full of shit. Like
chimp3's picture
Satanism: Scary shit!
ʝօɦռ 6IX ɮʀɛɛʐʏ's picture
What about me?
Nyarlathotep's picture
Full of shit?
ʝօɦռ 6IX ɮʀɛɛʐʏ's picture
Already used by Aposteriori
Tin-Man's picture
How about:
Jared Alesi's picture
Shit a la carte
mykcob4's picture
I just wish these people that
Jared Alesi's picture
I agree with Dark. We need a
algebe's picture
@Jared Alesi: "We need a new
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What's funny about Moore is
bigbill's picture
trump is my president and to
mykcob4's picture
@agnostic believer (for the
bigbill's picture
Nothing will come out of the
mykcob4's picture
There are already two fucking
Tin-Man's picture
Hmmm... Let's try Algebe's
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I was walking down the street
Tin-Man's picture
Holy jong, Algebe. That's a
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@Algebe. Re: Jong tongue
bigbill's picture
your language here is simply
Jared Alesi's picture
Grow a sense of humor
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@AB. Re: Blaming god

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