Tauism: shit happens
Hinduism: this shit happened before
Islam: blow shit up
Catholicism: if shit happens, I deserved it
Judaism: why does shit always happen to me?
Buddhism: it is the illusion of shit happening
Atheism: no shit
Agnosticism: there may or may not be shit
Puritanism: shit won't happen if I work harder
Jainism: don't harm the shit
Rastafarian: smoke that shit
Baptist: shit happens, praise the Lord!
Pentecostal: talk shit
Nietzsche: become the shit
Calvinism: shit happens and you can't stop it
Polytheism: so much shit I lost count
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