There is only one true dance: The Hokey Pokey. I have seen the original song sheets inspired by the Magic Musician. People who believe in other false dances with their meaningless songs are being fooled by evil forces. The Chicken Dance is not inspired by the Magic Musician. It is a man made fabrication just like all other dances. If you do not do the Hokey Pokey you will be cursed and forced to spend all eternity in the Orchestra Pit. Do the Hokey Pokey now, and save your internal eternal tune.
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