Okay, this is a sequel to a previous thread, but somehow that seems appropriate,

How do I know Thor is real? Evidence, and mine is better because I believe it's better. and am not afraid to say so.

1. Thor is seen everywhere, on Movie screens, TV screens, books, magazines, toy stores, etc.
2. Everyone loves Thor.
3. Thor saves people and cities and worlds. I've seen it with my own eyes after paying $12 and stuffing myself with $10 popcorn.
4. Only Thor can yield the mighty hammer, okay, except for Vision, and oh yeah, Captain Marvel, but, shit, never mind on this one.
5. You can't prove that Thor isn't real.
6. Thor told me he's real.
7. I've been to Asgard and broke bread with him. (yes, before it was destroyed, SPOILER ALERT!!!)
8. I know in my heart that Thor is real.
9. If you believe in Thor and it turns out he's not real (it won't) you will have lost nothing.
10. Only Thor could have caused the universe to begin.

Okay, I'm admittedly geeking out about Endgame this weekend. Do not post spoilers here before Saturday afternoon, Thor and I are warning you.