Who would you rather ban from the site; Cog, Sheldon, or Tin man?
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Clearly I must abstain. Let me know how it turns out, assuming I'm here to hear.
Before answering, each of you needs to e-transfer me some money, the amount being of your own choosing. After I receive the funds, I will let you know which one should be banned.
Here's five bucks. Since Cog is a cheapskate and Sheldon is a tightwad, I am confident my spot is secure. Oh, wait.... Uh, here's an extra fifty cents. I just thought about it, and Cog would probably go five and a quarter just for spite....*patting Glacier on the back*.... There's a good man....*strutting away confidently*...
Five bucks: I got 30 bucks of tin just waiting for the taking. Here is the plan.... You tell Tin Man that you are fine with the 5 bucks. You meet up and short circuit his brain by wrapping aluminum foil around his head. You drag him off to a metal reclamation yard for 30 bucks and upon confirmation of the task, I will give you another 30.
@Glacier and Cog
Hah! Joke's on you, Cog! If you think any respectable scrap yard would give thirty bucks for my rusted carcass, then you are delusional!
Hey, Glacier! Don't fall for Cog's horrible plan, dude! I have so much carbon fiber patching that YOU would probably have to pay THEM to take me. The aluminum foil you wrap around my head would be worth more than you could get for me. Oh, and if you think Cog has thirty dollars to give to you, then I have a really nice bridge for sale in California. It's really golden, and I will let you have it for the "friend price." Everybody knows Cog spends all of his money on poo-throwing lessons and bananas. Oh, and typewriter ribbon. So, good luck getting thirty CENTS out of Cog, much less thirty DOLLARS.
30 dollars? I never said 30 dollars. I was talking about bananas. Where did you get the idea I had any money at all. There is no money in the jungle, only bananas. Oh! and a typewriter.
Aw, shit. Well, in that case, I hope Glacier doesn't like bananas. Not sure I can compete with bananas. OH!.. Wait!... Maybe I CAN!...
Hey, Glacier! Do you do any mechanical work or have any buddies who do automotive work or stuff like that? Because I am really great at producing nuts and bolts! Okay, admittedly, they do come out in random sizes and thread types, depending on what I eat the day before. But I can stay fairly consistent with metric or standard depending on whether I have American food or some type of international meal. It's a pretty regular supply if you are interested. Just say the word, and they are all yours!
@ Tin Man: " Because I am really great at producing nuts and bolts!"
When Tin Man talks of producing nuts and bolts he is of course discussing intercourse with the mechanical devices around your home. Your car, garage door opener, refrigerator, and electric tooth brush are all at risk. Once he gets going your whole family is at risk of slipping in his oil spills and he leaves his nuts out all over the house as he bolts from room to room.
Be afraid,,, be very afraid.