Why Do Christards Shun Their Own?

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Tin-Man's picture
@New Skeptic Re: Delayed

@New Skeptic Re: Delayed Effects

Reminds me of this scene from Wolf of Wall Street. Funniest movie scene ever. Still just about pee my pants laughing every time I watch it. LMAO


arakish's picture
Yeah. My wife and I did the

Yeah. My wife and I did the edibles thing once. ONCE! Never again. That delayed effect is a wipe out.


Sheldon's picture
Each to their own....

Each to their own....

Now go, and sin some more my son...

arakish's picture
Wow! I even have Sheldon's

Wow! I even have Sheldon's permission. Time to hit all the liquor stores, strip clubs, titty bars, any maybe do some graffiti vandalism.

Thanks, Sheldon.


LogicFTW's picture
If you are going to graffiti,

If you are going to graffiti, may I humbly suggest spray painting the atheist sign on church buildings? ;)

I will pay your bail if you get caught! (Don't get caught though!)

Tin-Man's picture
@Logic Re: To Arakish - "I

@Logic Re: To Arakish - "I will pay your bail if you get caught!"

Hell, I'll even chip in and help with that! It would be totally worth it!... LMAO... (But, uh, yeah, best if you don't get caught, Arakish... *chuckle*)

arakish's picture
@ Tin-Man and Logic Re:

@ Tin-Man and Logic Re: "Getting Caught"

Hey, it ain't no fun if you get caught. Also reminds me of this...

Question: What is the difference between a good friend and a best friend?

Answer: A good friend will come down and bail you out of jail in the middle of the night. A best friend will be in jail with you saying, "Dude. We screwed up."


Tin-Man's picture
@Arakish Re: "What is the

@Arakish Re: "What is the difference between a good friend and a best friend?"

Reminds me of a variation of that...

You can call a friend to come pick you up from jail.
You can call a good friend to come pick you up from jail AND bail you out.
You can call your BEST friend to come help you hide the body.

arakish's picture
@ Tin-Man

@ Tin-Man

Now that you mention it, I've heard that one also.

I can just imagine having to post here.

Hey Logic and Tin-Man! I need you to travel to Albuquerque, but don't take that left turn, and bail me out of jail for defacing churches.

Now that would be funny.


algebe's picture
@Pirate Jack: Out there

@Pirate Jack: Out there trying to convince us lost souls to convert!

Nope. They don't give a tinker's cuss about your soul. Like the ones who knock on your door, they're only doing for themselves. They get a high from the illusion that they're better and holier than thou.

Bullhorns cause physical discomfort and hearing damage and should only be used in emergencies. Bullhorns wielded in public by Christian loons should be rendered harmless through forceful rectal insertion.

Up To My Neck's picture
Once, while attending a rock

Once, while attending a rock concert, we were stopped by a large group of christains while entering the coliseum. They had signs, microphones, bullhorns, etc.. telling us Christ died for us and attending this concert was blasphemous to him! I am certain there was at least 50 in their group. One man with a group ahead of ours approached one of the people who was very vocal in insulting us and asked, “ Are there no hungry, homeless,battered,cold people in this city who could use the help of assholes like you all to serve your lord than for you to preach at us?” The response was that we were in more danger of hell than those people were. That’s the kind of shit you deal with from these people. By the way, I bought that guy a beer!

Cognostic's picture
Christians do not Shun their

Christians do not Shun their own.

Ezekiel 13:9
"9 My hand will be against the prophets who see false visions and utter lying divinations. They will not belong to the council of my people or be listed in the records of Israel, nor will they enter the land of Israel. Then you will know that I am the Sovereign LORD."

Jeremiah 23:16
16 This is what the LORD Almighty says: “Do not listen to what the prophets are prophesying to you; they fill you with false hopes. They speak visions from their own minds, not from the mouth of the LORD.

Matthew 24:24
.For false Christs and false prophets will arise and perform great signs and wonders, so as to lead astray, if possible, even the elect.

2 Timothy 4:3-4
3 For the time will come when people will not put up with sound doctrine. Instead, to suit their own desires, they will gather around them a great number of teachers to say what their itching ears want to hear. 4 They will turn their ears away from the truth and turn aside to myths.

Matthew 7:15-20
15 “Watch out for false prophets. They come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ferocious wolves. 16 By their fruit you will recognize them. Do people pick grapes from thornbushes, or figs from thistles? 17 Likewise, every good tree bears good fruit, but a bad tree bears bad fruit. 18 A good tree cannot bear bad fruit, and a bad tree cannot bear good fruit. 19 Every tree that does not bear good fruit is cut down and thrown into the fire. 20 Thus, by their fruit you will recognize them.

Matthew 7:15
Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's
clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.


So everyone bend over and kiss your butts goodbye. (Again) :-)

David Killens's picture
IMO most practicing

IMO most practicing christians are moderate, they just got to church and accept religion on their terms. But when religion is forced on them they react just like atheists do, because that crap is getting their way of living their lives as they please.

arakish's picture
Agree. It is the Religious

Agree. It is the Religious Absolutists we need to lobotomize with critical thinking, logical and deductive reasoning, and rational and analytical thought to point out their failures at fact-checking themselves, their logical fallacies, presupposed assumptive assertions, and confirmation bias. Not to mention having to deal with their out right lies and incapacity for any intelligence and self-induced retardation of their mental faculties.


comoke1024's picture
I think that in general,

I think that in general, people don't want their religious views debated and if someone is yelling about it on a street corner, there will probably be a disagreement somewhere.

Or maybe they see this guy or gal spreading the word and feel guilty that they aren't doing more to convert others.


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