Why don't races in World of Warcraft evolve?

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Grinseed's picture
Fifty points to Tinman House

Fifty points to Tinman House for spotting two trolls well before they were exposed in nearly as many days. Well done.
Do you tighten your nuts up real tight to get that extra sensitive feel or do you hang real loose to get more receptive?
Perverse minds are eager to know.

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@Grinseed Re: "Perverse

@Grinseed Re: "Perverse minds are eager to know."

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Kataclismic's picture
Because evolution isn't

Because evolution isn't designed, it is a process that living systems go through.


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