WHY THE CHRISTIAN GOD IS SO HOMOPHOBIC

Although written with a comical tone, I am damned serious about everything I say. Don’t like it? Your problem.

Foremost, I wish to apologize to any ladies here. There is nothing derogatory meant towards us males’ better half.

I know everyone has wondered about this. How many have ever thought of a reason?

Well … How about this? The Christian God is so homophobic because He is a homosexual Himself. Think about it. Even with the Trinity …

God the Father is always referred to as in the masculine gender. Well … duh. Cannot be a Father if you ain’t masculine.

Jesus the Son was a man. Duh …

Now with the Holy Spirit/Ghost … we get a little fuzzy. However, there are a few references to the Holy Spirit/Ghost also being masculine.

Now take a look at all the angels. Not one of them is feminine. I have NEVER seen any reference in the Bible to a feminine angel. Now some are some form of weird creature-like things; however, for the most, they are all male.

All those masculine beings and not one female. Think about it.

After God made Adam and Eve, then kicked them out of the Garden, and told them to be fruitful and multiply … and He watched. You know He did.

Talk about the ultimate voyeur … After God watched, I guarantee His first thought was, “Damn! I should have made at least one of those angels a female …

Thus, the Christian God is so damned homophobic because He is jealous of the fact that at least some human males can get some nookie. Additionally, He is so embarrassed that His omniscience never let Him know about the “all male” thing.

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