Yo Biggus here. As you all know extraordinary claims requires extraordinary evidence so I ask you which is more likely. That an 2000 year old Roman with a huge dick spends his time on atheist forums. Or a guy who was born 2000 years ago of a virgin performed magic tricks, died for 3 days then came back as a zombie. oh yeah that guy still talks to people to this day.
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and don't forget he sacrificed himself, to himself; to forgive everyone who will ever exist, because someone stole an apple 6,000 years ago!
Stole an apple because a talking lizard told her to
I'll have to add that: Sacrificed himself to himself; to forgive everyone who will ever exist because some dude swiped an apple 6000 years ago because a talking snake convinced his old lady it was a good idea; then reneged on the sacrifice 3 days later! How could anyone possibly skeptical of that story?! :)
God almighty himself:
I see how you could get confused by that. But it's really very simple, you see I told Adam and Eve: "You can eat aaaaanything you want in the garden, except that delicious looking apple I placed right here in front of your ignorant little noses". Well, sure... I could have placed that apple tree anywhere else but there, being omnipotent and all. And sure, I could have just omitted making a damn fruit of knowledge completely, but where's the fun in that, huh?!
How could I possibly have realized that they would eat it? Omniscience, quadriciance.
But anyhow, even though they were incapable of knowing right from wrong before they ate from the apple, I punished them for it and all their future, innocent offspring as well. But I'm perfect and infallible, so who are you to blame me? Hehe. Hrm.
The collage or mosaic that is christianity is so diluted that it makes zero sense. It's like hinduism. A multitude of gods just continuously folded into the core religion. Although christianity is a monotheist, the christian god has been fabricated from every ragtag belief and myth from the time and the area.
gonna have to go with the 2000 year old roman with a huge dick
The thought of Bill Nye actually saying that into a mic with passion just amuses me lol
The thought of Bill Nye actually saying that into a mic with passion just amuses me lol
Let's not forget how he selfishly "proclaimed" to have "died for out sins". Bitch, I never asked you to do me any favor, nor did I ask anyone's forgiveness.
Died for my sins? I don't accept human sacrifices in my honor but thanks anyway. By the way, why did the all powerful creator of the universe have to send himself in human form to sacrifice himself to himself for the forgiveness of sins... in other words why not simply forgive himself for his/your/our mistakes???
Hey Biggus Dickus, I'm going to have to vote for the 2,000 year old well endowed hellenic citizen of Rome. At least I know they actually existed. By the way, your thread reminded me of Mel Brooks, so thanks for the smile!
I don't believe the Jesus or the big dick story.
Ok then how do you explain the existence of the sperm whale. 2000 years ago I was relaxing on the beach then suddenly I saw a hot chick in a bikini. I started masturbating furiously then when I ejaculated some sperm fell into the ocean. So tell me how else do you explain it.
A whale of a tale!
That explains why they named it Moby Dick!
Don't believe either of them.
Biggus, you disappeared from that other site! Glad to see that you are still on the right side of the grass, and still making waves!