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ALLLL ABOOOARD!!!

THE FANCIFUL LOGISTICS OF NOAH'S ARK

Okay, ladies and gentlemen, in an effort to lighten things up a bit, I would like to open the floor to the discussion of Noah's Ark. I know, I know... We are all very much aware of the mind-boggling nonsense of the concept. And that is the point. Why not have a little fun with it? For example, if there are any structural engineers out there with some time to kill, here's a fun challenge: Exactly how big would an ark have to be to carry all the animals, plus all the necessary supplies to sustain them, for the reported time spent on the ark? (Hmmm... That would actually be pretty cool to see.)

Meanwhile, have fun with this for a bit. Ridiculous ideas and suggestions are welcomed. I've included a couple of Non-Stamp Collector vids and a size-relation chart to help get things started. Enjoy!

https://youtu.be/j_BzWUuZN5w

https://youtu.be/XLr5vl-n0Bo

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@Tin-man: I would be needing
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Algebe,
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Hey, nuclear generators would
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Whatever else you guys come
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Maybe this is how McDonalds
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Where did the water come from
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The Ark would have needed two
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A breeding pair wouldn't have
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No matter how large the Ark
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@ Tin
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mykcob4,
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The ark itself is absurd
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Yea and where did all that
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I'm not very technical so I

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