Duke of Edinburgh prangs his car

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SeniorCitizen007's picture
Duke of Edinburgh prangs his car

... the Arhbishop of York tweeted:

"Almighty God, the Fountain of all Goodness, We humbly beseech thee to bless Philip Duke of Edinburgh: Enbue him with thy Holy Spirit; enrich him with thy Heavenly Grace; prosper him with all happiness; and BRING HIM TO THINE EVERLASTING KINGDOM, through Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen."

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The Archdickhead of York is

The Archdickhead of York is praying to the wrong god. Prince Philip is himself a god. He is the deity (and most sincere believer) of the Prince Philip movement on the island of Tanna in Vanuatu. He is all-knowing on every subject from economic development to toilet cistern design and has personally fathered a whole nation of miscellaneous offspring, including some of the Queen's children. He is also a skilled diplomat who knows the value of racist jokes for breaking the ice at international meetings. Last July he died on Twitter and was miraculously resurrected by the BBC.


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I suspect the other driver

I suspect the other driver was at fault and an anti-monarchist as well. He/she obviously failed to recognise Prince Philip's divine right of way.


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