https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYG6L9jcFOE
Based on Rowan Martin's Laugh in.
We need a new forum based on utterly insane shit theists say. We could just use the forum as a dumping ground for the utterly moronic. Then at the end of the month we can award one lucky theist with the Flying Fucking Finger of Faith.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gA-K4hk4LLQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OK4fJhbRL1g
MY VOTE FOR THIS WEEK:
"If one believes we can create an AI, that means someone could have created us and our universe as well, and this world is a test we must pass for us to qualify as worthy later on."
Any other nominations? This could be one of the longest running threads AR has ever seen!
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I second your vote....
Does the quote have to be new? :)
@Nyarlathotep: Absolutely not! Though I think consideration for the prize should go to someone actively engaged in the threads.
I strongly suggest this competition is only for quotes, and the author kept out. I want to debate the argument, not shame anyone.
Yes Cognostic, some theists make me shake my head and say to myself "wow, this asshole fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down".
But I do desire for any theist to be encouraged to come here and debate fairly and with polite conversation. But name-shaming is not my game.
David Killens: Absolutely - No names. That's why my quote, above, had none.
Thank you Cognostic. I noticed you had just the quote divorced from any name. I just wanted to clarify my position 100%.
I believe it had to be said.
"The question of why a good God sends people to hell is answered through free will. He is not "sending" anyone to hell, He is letting us go there because that is what people want."
This one from just the last couple of days has GOT TO BE in the running for first place! Damn near broke my nose with an involuntary double face palm when I read that.... And I was wearing a catcher's mask at the time!
@Tin Man: Agreed. It was nearly my example until I read the inane bullshit assertion I finally ended up using. God builds a place called hell, and then threatens to throw you in it if you do not love him. But you have a choice. HA HA HA HA FUCK THAT GOD!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZFG5PKw504
These clowns claim that if evolution (though they're actually talking about abiogenesis) was true, new life would be springing up all the time in jars of peanut butter.
If you scoop out your brains and fill the cavity with peanut butter, you'd say things like the creationitwits in this video.
@algebe: Agreed, It is just as bad as the banana man's assertion that the banana is the atheist's nightmare.
One of the most annoying blunders theists make is their inability to distinguish abiogenisis from evolution. Following right behind that is the idea that if they argue against evolution and can demonstrate it to be false, Atheism is wrong. Damn they can come up with some really stupid ideas.
@READY FOR THIS ONE??
""Most people I speak with that are as well read as y'all seem to at least recognize there was intelligence behind the created order."
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ..... I wet myself!