Islam Vs. Bacon (Who will win?)

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Islam Vs. Bacon (Who will win?)

Why is bacon forbidden in Islam - Because the quaran says so. Quaran 16: 115
"He has only forbidden to you dead animals (Eat only Living Animals), blood, the baconey flavored flesh of swine, and that which has been dedicated to anything other than Allah.

Because of a few words in an ancient book, all of Islam will miss out on salads with bacon bits, bacon and avocado sandwiches, bacon wrapped tater-tots, sausages, bacon wrapped chicken breasts, a rack of pork ribs, and the classic breakfast of bacon and eggs.

But there is so much more. Muslims must also avoid consuming all the following food items for the simple fact that they all contain bacon.

Gummy Bears - Yep! Aw Fuck!, Welch's Grape Jelly, Dunk'in Donuts,
Lay's Potato Chips, Tropicana Juices, ketchup, Pop tarts, Special K cereal,
M and Ms, Jiff Peanut Butter, Kraft Macaroni and Cheese, Most Ice Cream,
Dr Pepper, Jello, KFC, Pizza Hut, Subway, Burger King, Domino's Pizza.
Sprite, Bagels, Breads, pretzles, boxed cookies, most beers and wines,
Skittles, Marshmallows, non-dairy creamer, Caesar dressing, Hostess Twinkies,
Doritos, Jelly Belly, Mars Bars, Snickers, Twix, Grey Poupon - Aw Fuck - life without a fantastic mustard!!!, Cheetos......

More and more pork products are added to food every day. So who is going to win out and why. Will the pork industry eventually bow to the wishes of the Islamic population or will it continue contaminating their daily food with pork products and laugh as they consume them unknowingly?

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