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Hey, everybody. Not trying to change the subject, but my wife sent this to me a little while ago....
... *clapping excitedly*... *pleading kid voice*... I want one of theeeeeeese...!
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Found it!
https://www.etsy.com/market/bungeezus?ref=l2
@Cyber
Ssssss-weeeet! May have to add that to my Christmas wish list... lol...
Ouch! $25!
@Tinny,
Heathen, you will roast for that one. You should know Jesus would not have needed the bungee cord.
Sorry, I just didn't have much to add to this thread. Been married almost 30 years to a wonderful woman and partner and really didn't date any psychos before that.
@NewSkeptic Re: "You should know Jesus would not have needed the bungee cord."
Well of course I know that. Duh! But you can't blame the guy for wanting to have a little fun. Plus, it shows he is keeping up with modern society and looking to appeal to the newer generations. The "X-Games" are pretty dang popular nowadays, and Sonny Boy J.C. is only trying to wedge his way into the scene as best he can.
It would be seriously easy to make one of your own.
@Cog Re: "It would be seriously easy to make one of your own."
Yep. Already considering it. Especially since I already know my wonderful wife would never pay $25 for such a thing. lol
@Tin
Smart woman.
@xeno Re: "Smart woman."
Oh, yeah. MUCH smarter than I am most of the time... *chuckle*...
@ TM and Cog an Xeno
Here is a rare picture of a Bungee Jumping Tin Man....yes he has a specially affixed Bungee cord attachment to his hat.
He does keep me amused while I read idiot theist's posts on the forums....see pic for evidence!
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@Old Man Re: "Bungee Jumping Tin Man....yes he has a specially affixed Bungee cord attachment to his hat."
...*cringe*... Er-uh... Yeah, not one of the brightest ideas I ever had. Thought for sure the welds around the rim of my hat would hold......... *shaking head sadly*... They didn't. Took almost a week to find all the parts scattered all about the rocks under the bridge. Well..... most of them, anyway. Some of the parts I couldn't find I had to order from Auto Zone and a couple of different local body shops. Next time I am definitely doing the regular harness...
@ TM
Its ok buddy, this is just an effigy. I use to to stab with my soldering iron when theists really annoy me *jab, Jab,,,jabjabjabjabajab*
I am still constructing a pig mask and poo stain to make the thing look realistic....But it is nice to have a reminder of the funniest guy on the forum when I am on my puter,.....
@Old Man Re: "...pig mask and poo stain..."
...*look of unbridled terror*.... Nooooooooo!!!... Not the pig nose and poo stain!... Oh the horror!!!!... *sobbing uncontrollably*.... PTSD!.... PTSD!...PTSD!...
@ TM
Ah don't worry, I have yet to track down a chimp to hang the other side of the puter.....but when I do I will make sure he aint on a leash *Bwwwahahahahahha evil laughter*
I shall also model a large bucket of scale sized poo......oooooh...a stop animation film! Brilliant idea!!!! A modern internet romcom...well, maybe not so much com as Cog is involved....more a romhor featuring banana skins on bathroom doors....man I could get it on Prornhub, I (oops, um, uh, we) shall be rich! Rich I tells ya!
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