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Tue, 01/05/2016 - 12:05

ThePragmatic

A picture from the construction of Ken Ham's Ark.
It's a good thing that he's going with metal reinforcements, since the Ark apparently carried the dinosaurs as well.

"The Bible indicates at least two of every kind of land-dwelling animal in which is the breath of life were brought by God to the Ark. This would include dinosaurs, so dinosaurs would have been on the Ark."
"the biblical term “kind” is roughly equivalent to the family level in our classification system, we estimate that there were likely fewer than 100 dinosaur kinds on the Ark."
"...even the largest dinosaurs were rather small when they were young. It makes sense that Noah would bring younger dinosaurs or smaller varieties within a given kind."
- The Ark Encounter

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Tue, 01/05/2016 - 12:46

(Reply to #62) #63

CyberLN

I wonder how many houses

I wonder how many houses Habitat for Humanity could build with those resources and that labor.

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 13:52

(Reply to #63) #64

ThePragmatic

Hmm, you're thinking way to

Hmm, you're thinking way to much like a good Samaritan or a good neighbor. Why would a Christian with a lot of money and dedication act along those lines?

Sat, 01/23/2016 - 15:33

#65

ThePragmatic

Finally!!!

"Pope Francis urges Internet trolls to engage in meaningful discussions instead of unfair attacks"

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/01/pope-francis-urges-internet-trolls-to-en...

Thu, 01/28/2016 - 13:42

#66

ThePragmatic

"Celestial city of New

"Celestial city of New Jerusalem photographed by NASA’s Hubble space telescope"

Finally, some conclusive evidence!

https://hellandheaventestimonies.wordpress.com/2011/04/30/celestial-city...

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Mon, 02/15/2016 - 06:32

#67

ThePragmatic

Jesus now also gluten free

The body of Christ, now also gluten free!
http://www.celebratecommunion.com/assets/images/individually-wrapped-glu...

What will they think of next? Prepackaged communion?
Oh, right: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_bAsjAj13yYQ/S7kQlZaiTUI/AAAAAAAAAO4/4F2rbg0o6V...

How about a Crucifixion Popsicle? Naaah?
Seriously!? http://cdn.trendhunterstatic.com/phpthumbnails/259/259813/259813_1_468.jpeg

Tue, 02/16/2016 - 14:06

(Reply to #67) #68

Nutmeg

Look, I don't know what your

Look, I don't know what your problem is. They've got this product, and it's a very good one, and they're marketing it as hard as they can. What else would you expect? There's money to be made.

Lots of $$$$$$$$$$$$

Tue, 02/16/2016 - 13:54

#69

ThePragmatic

God's Not Dead 2, will soon

God's Not Dead 2, will soon have it's premiere.
What date you ask? April 1, of course!

https://www.google.se/#q=god%27s+not+dead+2+premiere

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Tue, 02/16/2016 - 15:40

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Jeff Vella Leone

yea that is funny

Fri, 04/29/2016 - 11:15

#71

ThePragmatic

Authentic pictures of Heaven!

The South African Pastor and "Prophet" Mostsoeneng Mboro, claims he ascended to heaven on Easter Sunday. With his trusty Samsung Galaxy S5 he even took pictures as proof! Not bad!

He promised that you could get a copy of his photos, if you first "pledged" 5000 Rands to his church, but alas! The pastors phone containing the only copies of photos of heaven is missing and presumed stolen!

http://nehandaradio.com/2016/04/08/prophet-mboro-loses-heaven-selfies-ph...

"Days after Commission on the Promotion and Protection of Cultural, Religious, and Linguistic Communities expressed an intent to reinstate extortion charges against him for charging fees for his "heaven selfies," South African pastor Prophet Mboro has claimed that the evidence is already lost." - LoL?

http://www.christiantoday.com/article/prophet.mboro.heaven.selfies.appar...

Wed, 05/04/2016 - 09:42

#72

ThePragmatic

An angel has been found!

An angel has been found!
Wait, what?! Oh, it was just a sex doll...

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-36189614

Wed, 05/04/2016 - 12:37

#73

ThePragmatic

Mrs Betty Bowers sums up The

Mrs Betty Bowers sums up The Ark that the Creation Museum is building:

"The historically accurate ark that the Creation Museum is building in Kentucky teaches children that that Noah used Dupont™ Tyvek® waterproofing, concrete, steel rebar, diesel cranes, and mechanical cherry pickers rented from people Noah knew not to pay in advance. It is little wonder such a resourceful fellow was chosen by the Lord!

The state of Kentucky just gave an $18,000,000 tax break to this glorious advertisement for Religion, Inc. – and a righteous faith that defeats a pesky logic. (For the Devil is in the details, which is why I, as a True Christian™, assiduously avoid them.) $18,000,000 from often-secular taxpayers seems a bargain to commemorate the totally true story of the Bronze Age Jew who went to Australia and China to ensure that Real American® children can now delight in the frolicsome charms of koala and panda bears! Glory!"

https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=10153676482361872&id=3...

Praise Ken Ham, the Ayatollah of Appalachia!

Can you spot the differences?

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Thu, 05/05/2016 - 22:35

#74

Sir Random

And yet another door becomes

And yet another door becomes a victim of head beating. What will they do next, use nuclear weapons to simulate "God" ending the world by fire?

Thu, 05/05/2016 - 23:19

(Reply to #74) #75

ThePragmatic

Schh! Don't give them any

Schh! Don't give them any ideas...

Thu, 05/05/2016 - 23:25

(Reply to #75) #76

Sir Random

EEEP! (ductapes mouth shut)

Thu, 05/05/2016 - 23:27

#77

ThePragmatic

But what, there's more!

But wait, there's more!

Another nutcase built a much more realistic Arc! A Ducth man who plans to "mount it on a barge" and ship it across the world.

"Dutchman Johan Huibers has finished his 20-year quest to build a full-scale, functioning model of Noah’s Ark"
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2012/12/13/let-the-floodgates-open-dutch...

http://arkofnoah.org/our-story/
I for one would very much like to see him actually sail the seas with the Ark itself, since that would prove that it's actually seaworthy. Cheating by putting it on a barge sound boring.

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Fri, 05/06/2016 - 01:08

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Nyarlathotep

I'd like to see him make one

I'd like to see him make one without a metal hull.

Fri, 05/06/2016 - 09:48

(Reply to #78) #79

ThePragmatic

Wait, what? Are they cheating

Wait, what? Are they cheating again? Do these people have no morals?
Where did you see anything about a metal hull?

Thu, 05/05/2016 - 23:31

#80

Sir Random

(Sinks the instaint it is

(Sinks the instaint it is lowered into the water)
Forshad-irony.

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