Did I say argument? I'm sorry, I meant debate, though I'm not sure that word has much meaning these days.
So anyway, I'm in the kitchen on the weekend, thinking. Well, actually I was making afternoon nibbles and thinking. When I brought the tray of crackers and cheeses to my wife at her computer I quipped:
"How does it make sense that you came from my rib when I've got your nipples and absolutely no use for them?"
I hadn't seen my wife giggle like that in a long while. I thoroughly enjoyed the moment. But surely I'm not the first to present this logical paradox so I'm wondering what the arguments are. Is there anything in the Bible to explain why men have nipples? I'll leave it up to you. The more ridiculous the argument the better, of course.
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Maybe god is a woman?
Image of god and all that these religions babble on about. Men are but a shallow small reflection of the female god? Makes more sense than a male god. Women create and carry human life, men just share a little bit of dna in their dribble.
I know some men with 4 nipples. Perhaps they are blessed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjkerifzhi8
Personally, I see it as further support that the Christian God is an abusive alcoholic. Seriously, take a look at the Old Testament and tell me that it doesn't make more sense if you assume that God is drunk throughout the whole thing.
Speaking of nipples made me think of something.
The religious fanatics insist that a transsexual person must use public bathrooms according to their birth certificate gender. Therefore, if Paul becomes Paula, undergoes hormone therapy and grows breasts, it must be OK for Paula to go topless because they insist that Paula is really Paul. Right?
I've had a mastectomy, you 'spose I could go topless too?
I personally think everyone should be allowed to go topless if men are allowed to go topless.
I completely agree. What I find particularly appalling are the folks who eschew breastfeeding in public.
@Kataclysmic: "I've got your nipples and absolutely no use for them?"
Be grateful that the religious whackos never came up with the idea of nipple circumcision for males.
Some guys do have theirs pierced. (Run a google search for interesting pics)
Some christians actually believe that men have one less rib than women. OMG, the stupidity
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