I figure this will be a fun topic. I am in no way calling religious people stupid, just stating that they say silly things sometimes, and that is just my opinion based on observation. Non-religious people say stupid things too, we're all imperfect,
Anyway, comment below some goofy, ridiculous, or just downright illogical things you've heard said by a religious person.

A few of mine:
1.)"I love this bible verse" *points to verse about tossing unbelievers in a furnace*
2.)"Gayness isn't normal, they can pray it away, it's just like any other sin!"
3.)"GOD CREATED MARRIAGE, ADAM AND EVE, NOT ADAM AND STEVE!!"
4.)"People who worship other gods are wrong. They are blinded by Satan."
5.)"I lost my virginity to a guy I didn't marry, I was damaged property." (A good example of how religion distorts sexuality)
6.)"If you have sex with a guy too soon he will leave you. Why buy a cow when you get the milk for free?"
7.)"Maybe if there was prayer in school, less shootings would take place."
8.)"So tell me more about how we came from monkeys, why are there still monkeys, huh?!"
9.)"But black people might have came from monkeys..." (Actual words)
10.)"Stop denying *insert name here* in your heart!"