Are Theists Afraid of Change?

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@Old Man

@Old Man

"I brought to popcorn and a bulk order of KY jelly....I mean it is going to be THAT sort of party?"

Probably not that kind of party. I notice no need for viagra has been mentioned. .

Cognostic's picture
HOLY FUCK! Ummmmmmm

HOLY FUCK! Ummmmmmm Errrrrrrr, come on! This is getting way to serious! You guys know I can't do anything without my pig nose. I'm looking for it now but if I can't find it.... you go ahead and start without me. I'm actually allergic to rolling pins bouncing off my body. I break out in these great black and blue welts. This is not my first rodeo after all. HEY TIN! You got an extra set of armor?

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@Cog Re: "I'm actually

@Cog Re: "I'm actually allergic to rolling pins bouncing off my body.... HEY TIN! You got an extra set of armor?"

Errrr... Ummmm... Hmmmm.... *scratching head*... Well, uh... Oh, gee... How do I put this?.... *twirling index finger in ear*... Cog.... Uh, I'm pretty sure that rolling pin was not meant to be used OUTSIDE your body.... Just sayin'... Were the Crisco Oil and KY references not enough for you?

Old man shouts at clouds's picture
@ Tm

@ Tm

Uh...did nobody tell him what Whitefire planned? Never mind he is alerted now...look you get the net and I will distract him with pictures from midget bonobo porn....I hear they have a tapir involved this week...oh and someone left a huge amazon parcel of Cialis and viagra on the front step AGAIN.....i told that drive a gazillion times....Under the elephant statue...fffs. Of could you order pancakes as well? just well, i LIKE pancakes.

Oh...there he is...asleep in the hammock....PSSSST TM.....

Cognostic's picture
Tin: You know there is kinky

Tin: You know there is kinky and perverted. Someone who is kinky will rub their tubby gently with a rolling pin. Someone who is perverted will........ *Shudder*

Whitefire13's picture
... “rub their tubby gently

... “rub their tubby gently with a rolling pin”...

Oh, you sweet, sweet, innocent - naive little monkey... come here baby, come on... I won’t hurt you...

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... “rub their tubby gently

... “rub their tubby gently with a rolling pin”...

Oh, you sweet, sweet, innocent - naive little monkey... come here baby, come on... I won’t hurt you...

Tin-Man's picture
@Cog

@Cog

Kinky is when you use a feather. Perverted is when you use the whole damn chicken.

Cognostic's picture
Oh LOOK what I found!!!

Oh LOOK what I found!!! Midget Bonobo Porn! Ummm.... Excuse me for a few minutes guys... I gotta go ..... ummmm ..... errrr......... uuuuu..... brush my teeth. Yea that's it. I gotta go brush my teeth..... behind that bush over there....... I will be right back.......

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@Old Man

@Old Man

....*pointing toward bush*... Look! Your plan is working.... *grabbing end of net*... Here, get the other end... Okay... on the count of three... *looking back over shoulder*... Hey, White, stand by. We'll have him for you in a jiffy... *looking back at Old Man*.... Okay, here we go... One.... Twoooooooo.... THREE!... *pouncing over bush with net*....

Cognostic's picture
Who turned out the lights???

Who turned out the lights???

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@Cognostic

@Cognostic

"Who turned out the lights???"
I did, it is more fun to smoke pot in the dark.

Sheldon's picture
Since Lion IRC has gone, I'll

Since Lion IRC has gone, I'll bump this response:

Lion IRC "I think former atheists make the best apologists. CS Lewis. Lee Strobel. (Even Hitchens' brother Peter is a former atheist.)"

That's particularly hilarious, and equally stupid, since all theists are former atheists, since theists are taught religion. Peter Hitchens FWIW is one of the most cretinous tabloid hacks it has ever been my misfortune to read, if he fell in a bucket of tits he'd come out sucking his thumb. He claimed that he converted after a trip to the former Soviet Union, and after see how downtrodden the people were, how harsh their lives were under communism, it could ONLY BE because they had abandoned religion. Now that kind of reasoning skills you can only marvel at, how exactly his own atheism escaped this inevitable result he never actually mentions, genius.

He is a full time writer for the Daily Mail, I once read a full two page piece of hackery by him claiming Dyslexia doesn't exist, and had been fabricated by ambitious quacks, and dishonest parents eager to cash in.

My brother is a severe Dyslexic btw, and he was diagnosed when the condition was first being studied, by the country's then most foremost expert, for which my parents paid privately. He is also on record as claiming addiction does not exist. Peter Hitchens wouldn't recognise the truth if it spoke to him from a burning fucking bush. He's a reactionary egomaniac, who lacks his late brother's integrity, grace, eloquence, and by a large margin his intelligence, he is utterly devoid of objectivity. It's as if they built a brain dead android specifically to champion the Daily Mail's particular brand of amoral bigotry.

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Meamnwhile, I just noticed

Meamnwhile, I just noticed this little piece of excrement from Gerald ...

Of course God exists. He is the only explanation as to how life could have begun. But those who refuse to believe refuse to accept this as fact, even though they have seen over and over again that they don't have another explanation that has been shown to make life.

Apparently he's unaware of the fact that there are now over 100,000 papers published in the field of abiogenesis, all of which document experiments demonstrating that the chemical reactions postulated to be implicated in the origin of life work.

Though he'll probably retort with some duplicitous apologetic fabrication, to the effect that because scientists haven't made a live parrot pop out of the reaction vessel, the relevant research can all be summarily dismissed, and his cartoon magic man put in its place. I see this sort of shit from creationist masturbation fantasists every day.

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@Cali: And never mind the

@Cali: And never mind the fact that the entire assertion is one big "God of the Gaps fallacy."

There isn't another explanation; therefore, God! (HORSESHIT!)

You don't have a better explanation so Blue Universe Creating Bunnies did it and we have actual pictures of them doing it.

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Cali...some form of chemical

Cali...some form of chemical reaction...element bonding...
Nah
Invisible magic man, knows everything, all powerful, never “began” ...much more sensible

‘Cause “where did that stuff come from?!?” My guy doesn’t need a “where did invisible magic man come from” answer’cause he’s magic

Gotcha!!!!
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