THE CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE WAS A MAGICAL BANANA
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It was Kirk Cameron who definitively proved he's a moron by doing this video.
Stupid deluded people.
I can see clearly now. It was not the banana that was created perfectly to fit the human hand, but the human hand was created to fit the banana! Praised be the Banana god!
@Peurii -- NO NO NO NO NO>>>> The human hand was created to perfectly cradle the banana. The human hand was made for no other reason than to COMFORT the banana. The human hand is the Atheists nightmare.
Behold the human hand, If you make a circle with your fingers you will notice on the top side three bends and on the near side. two bends. These bends perfectly match the ridges of a banana. Hands are also padded for the ultimate comfort of the banana. The banana and the hand are perfectly made one for the other. There is no greater evidence for intelligent design. Just look at your hand and you know it was designed to grip a banana. You were designed to hold a banana in your hand.
Whenever I see such a banana, I remind myself to "snap out of it". Bananas are real, but they sure aren't creators. Bananas may have a mind of their own, but at least: God does not exist.
Blasphemy - All of you. Everyone knows, even the Blue Universe Creating bunnies bring Offerings to and Worship the BYB!
Pictures don't lie!!!
Generations of kiddies in Australia have been worshipping bananas for years.
Only their neighbours the Teddies cause problems....
We are the chosen people! Aussie Aussie Aussie Oy Oy Oy
@Old man shouts ...
A glorious tribute to all bananas everywhere and a shining lite to the one and only true Big Yellow Banana/ You will be rewarded.
Me thinks this is all leading up to one big banana republic.
Voices in the far east are claiming that the Green Banana is the real banana.
My faith is in the Green Banana because they are hosting a show with Bananarama starting with the song VENUS: goddess of the mountain top. Definitive proof of the Green Banana,
Yes, Green bananas are the bananas that have sinned in a past life. They are born green but if they worship the Big Yellow they can lose their sin and become yellow too.
Banana my arse!
I should rephrase that.
@WCH Re: "Banana my arse!"
Careful! Don't let Cog hear you say that. He may just take you up on the offer. And I understand he does not bother peeling it, either... *shudder*... Anyway....
...*deeeeep heavy sad sigh*.... *shaking head in disbelief*..... So sad.... So so sad.... I cannot even begin to express how much it hurts my heart to see all the banana fanatics in these past few posts. It truly makes one grieve for humanity as a whole when so many people are willing to believe in such nonsense as The Magical Big Yellow Banana being the "prime creator" of everything. Yes, it is very troubling, to say the least. Even in the face of obvious common sense and logical reasoning, they continue to deny the powerful love and gentleness of The Ginormous Invisible Blue Universe Creating Bunny (Carrots Be Unto Him.). For as it has been told throughout the dawn of everything, without The Bunny (CBUH) eating empty space and enriching all of space-time with its super-rich galactic fertilizer poop, we would not be here having these discussions. Nothing would have ever existed, not even the BYB. And even IF the BYB were somehow the "creator", who would ever want to worship it anyway? It is a horrible, egotistical, narcissistic thug that DEMANDS your loyalty and love, or it will toss you into some agonizing torturous blender for all of eternity. Sounds more like extortion to me. Yet, the Blue Universe Creating Bunny (CBUH) asks nothing of you. Nothing.... And it would never dream of torturing anybody forever just because they won't worship it. The BUCB (CBUH) expects to be loved and adored simply for being its cute, fluffy, cuddly self. I simply cannot understand why people refuse to see that. Instead, they have these delusions of some "magical" banana that supposedly created everything perfectly for them.... *shaking head sadly*... Such a shame. Such a sad, sad shame....
You are sadly wrong, and I have the proof that the bunny(s) you espouse are but the plaything of the superior Bananas, especially those in nightwear.
Don't believe me? I have the proof! Cog features in this video so mind your language!
A whole nation in Blessed Bananas cannot be wrong~! We shall overcome and show you the true way of the slightly Green (best way to worship a banana by consuming its inner body)
Here is the hymn to the GREAT YELLOW bananas we all know in Australia....after watching this I can guarantee you will be singing with us!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J03R_62la4g (excuse the quality)
Actually every time Cog and his pri mates (see what I did there?) post something I have this song playing in my head...no wonder I get grumpy!
Forsake your blasphemy! Kevin the bunny is not lost, for he is found by the Great Bananas!
I have a book with pictures that completely validates all my claims. All you got is word of mouth. Obviously the BYB is the one true truth.
I also have the original hymnbook to the all creative bananas...these songs can be heard as you drive by primary(grade) schools all over Australia. .We indoctrinate early...even in religious schools we make our presence known!
This is proof of the BYB!!! His disciples still appear on our TVs! I live in the truth of the BYB and his mates in pajamas.
Ba nan nan na na na na na Make your body sing! Are you feeling it? Sing with me! Ba na na na na naa naa na..Make your body SING!
Us aussies are world leaders in banaa na na na worship. You orthodox yellowites and sad plantain heretics should see the herb and join us singing!
BYB and nightwear rule!
@Cog and Old Man
...*disheartened look*... *pleading voice*... But.... but... but.... The Blue Universe Creating Bunny (CBUH) is so much CUTER than the BYB. How can you all be so blind to that fact???
Hmm... It sure is cuter and more pleasing to the naked eye. Can I say naked? The Bunny is also naked. Oops i said it again.
My logic leads me towards ...yes....I am converting to The Blue Universe Creating Bunny. I have freed myself from The Green Banana and all bananas. It all makes sense. I am created in the image of the Bunny. My whiskers have not grown out yet.
I have several books with absolutely no bananas - no bananas in the pictures, no bananas in the text. This disproves your absurd banana hypothesis.
You are obviously too shallow to understand the truth and too ignorant to face the facts. The Secret Banana Code appears in every book ever written. What follows is a random exert from Gulliver's Travels. The book does not matter. The only way to avoid the secret banana code is to be a heathen who is aware of the code and intentionally avoid it. The banana code even occurs in most of the posts on this site. It is everywhere and only the unprepared and ignorant miss it.
The wikipedia entry for banana says it all:
Now you are just cherry-picking and playing word games. You don't understand the real meaning of the book of Chiquita or the intricacies of the Banana Code. Anyone can randomly select letters and spell out anything they want. Finding the word "Banana" is not only a scientific formula but it is a prophecy set forth in the book of Chiquita by the BYB himself. Your effort at humor is falling on deaf ears.
Nope. I'm using your own methods. If you object to me using them, you automatically objects to your own usage, thereby refuting yourself in your own method and words.
Oh yea! What is the secret code then? Which Chiquita University of Higher Learning did you go to. You are just a POSER/ No real banana worshiper would ever go there.
*Sigh* Appeal to banana authority. No true Banana Eater. The logical fallacies continue.
@Get off my lawn: ignoratio elenchi : presenting an argument that fails to address the true issue in question. It is never an appeal to authority when it is true.
It is an appeal to authority when who claims it to be true or it is being inferred to be true by mentioning authorities rathen than actually address the "trueness" of the claim. You banana sponge cake brain seems to have missed that point.
You are incorrect. When the authority is an actual authority with an entire body of evidence supporting his / her position, then that is not an appeal to authority. Pretending it is, does not make it so. If the person mentioned actually is the authority on the subject, it is not an appeal to authority. There is no greater authority anywhere than the BYB himself. Everything stated in the book of Chiquita is true.
Our world is a dot on the Cosmic Teeny Weeny Polka Dot Bikini, and the greatest Polka Dot universities say so. Thereby smashing your so-called facts into banana-shaped puddles. No need to look at the facts here, since the actual authorities of the well-respected field say so.
My personal relationship with the Bananas in Pyjamas and their acolytes the Teddies in beyond doubt. I have conversed with them, they are with me at least twice a day at 6.30am and 4.05 pm every day.
Look around you, look at your fruit bowl, that is evidence for the BYB, feel it in your heart. You need no other evidence.
Your Polka Dot Bikini is just a profiteering false interpretation of the Chiquita and BIP Manuscripts handed down without error or contradiction.
*sings* "Banana naa na na naa na a let your body sing!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J03R_62la4g (excuse the quality)