God is way beyond omnipotent

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SBMontero's picture
@slipknot0129: Well, I can

@slipknot0129: Well, I can only give you one advice, talk to a psychiatrist before she tells you to kill somebody.

Endri Guri's picture
Best trolling 2017.

Best trolling 2017.

Jared Alesi's picture
I think someone just needs a

I think someone just needs a detox from whatever he's been smoking. Give him a cup of coffee and a couple hours in a cold room. It'll pass.

LogicFTW's picture
I would be very surprised at

I would be very surprised at this point if this guy is not a troll or just posting flame bait.

The profile picture, the off the wall argument and responses, the vagueness, calling a god she, (nothing wrong with that, just most religions depict god as male or without gender.)

Travis Alvin Brummett's picture
God is a female.

God is a female.

Nyarlathotep's picture
slipknot0129 - God is a

slipknot0129 - God is a female.

What is her cup size?

Travis Alvin Brummett's picture
930 trillion light years

930 trillion light years across.

SBMontero's picture
@slipknot0129: And you assert

@slipknot0129: And you assert it because you saw her on some wet night, or...

ThePragmatic's picture
@ slipknot0129

@ slipknot0129

So, since your God is not only omnipotent, but even "beyond" omnipotence, could you answer this:

Could your God create a prison so secure that your God cannot escape from it?

Travis Alvin Brummett's picture
God has unlimited power. She

God has unlimited power. She doesn't care about trick questions.

SBMontero's picture
@slipknot0129: We know, we

@slipknot0129: We know, we also know that she doesn't give a fuck about anything, like the death of children in the midst of terrible diseases, the premeditated murder of people disarmed by bombs thrown by people who adore her, who slit the neck of people in her name and teach children how to do it. Yes, we know, a big women.

Travis Alvin Brummett's picture
Lol, God has the power to

Lol, God has the power to send us to infinite hell. I could care less about those children.

SBMontero's picture
@slipknot0129: hahahhahhaaa

@slipknot0129: hahahhahhaaa lol? Really? Again? Sorry, the thing hasn't changed since the other day, god doesn't exist.

Travis Alvin Brummett's picture
God exists. I have

God exists. I have experienced her.

SBMontero's picture
@slipknot0129: No, you don't,

@slipknot0129: No, you don't, I know that you don't, you know that no, he knows that you don't, she knows that you don't, we know that you don't, you know that you don't and they know that you don't... and lying is sin.

xenoview's picture
Do you experience god when

Do you experience god when your high? When your drunk?

MCDennis's picture
I have no idea what this post

I have no idea what this post is about. This is nonsensical

Travis Alvin Brummett's picture
God talks to me here and

God talks to me here and there. I definitely feel it's her. Feeling God is an awesome experience. It's proof that God is real.

SBMontero's picture
@slipknot0129: No, it's not,

@slipknot0129: No, it's not, it's just proof that you need a psychiatrist.

Travis Alvin Brummett's picture
Yes it's proof God is real.

Yes it's proof God is real. It felt too real.

SBMontero's picture
@slipknot0129: No, it isn't,

@slipknot0129: No, it isn't, to believe isn't to know, and to feel doesn't make anything real

xenoview's picture
@slipknot

@slipknot
Can you provide testable evidence your god is real?

Travis Alvin Brummett's picture
Boobs, boobs exist because of

Boobs, boobs exist because of God.

jamiebgood1's picture
Boobs? Wow. Thanx for that. I

Boobs? Wow. Thanx for that. I feel so much closer to her now. Maybe we will fly through the sky together powered by our jet boobs. You sound crazy bro:)

Nyarlathotep's picture
JamieB - Maybe we will fly

JamieB - Maybe we will fly through the sky together powered by our jet boobs.

Now there is an image I won't be getting out my head anytime soon.

jamiebgood1's picture
One can only dream:)

One can only dream:)
It actually sounds a hell of a lot better than what the male version of god had planned for us woman.

Jared Alesi's picture
It sounds like the plan God

It sounds like the plan God would have for women if God was a thirteen year old boy posting on Tumblr

SecularSonOfABiscuitEater's picture
Right? Lol

Right? Lol

Travis Alvin Brummett's picture
Yes boobs are proof of God.

Yes boobs are proof of God. God has created this universe perfect.

Stu. K.'s picture
Boobs and god are perfect?

Boobs and god are perfect? How do you explain disproportionate boob sizes? Oh my god you're funny!

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