God is way beyond omnipotent
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If boobs are proof of a perfect universe, I feel sorry for gay men and flat-chested women. They don't get to fully appreciate the proof of said perfect universe. However, from your Leonard-Hofstadter-meets-neck-bearded-hobo look, you probably haven't fully appreciated them either. Except maybe on the internet.
God has blessed me with an awesome life. I'm proof of God too.
@slipknot0129: hahhahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaaa you're the proof that internet porn is infinite.
@slipknot0129: hahahhahhahaaa this argument is proof that you've seen few boobs in your life, man.
Not to change the subject but... I can't help but think of Jurassic Park when I see you picture. You remind me of Dennis. That character also liked to stir things up on a computer. Watch out for the dilophosaurus!
SN: I like your sense of humor. Have a nice day!
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your basic theme is that God exists because you feel so. Anybody who advances such argument about any worldly matter will normally be referred to a psychiatrist. The world may have arisen from almost nothing does not mean somebody has to create it. Your talk of loving god is contradictory to its omnipotence. If you love somebody that somebody has power over you. People who believe in god have to impart such human attributes to god. They need god as a crutch to strengthen them. in your case to take away your fear of death.
Yeah experiencing God took away my fear of death. I know we are eternal beings.
Troll => A sad, sad person.
Serious => Way beyond tragic.
Edit: Actually, I wrote that while being convinced you are a troll. But now I don't think so anymore...
@ Slipknot0129
Please, contact someone to talk to. It doesn't have to be a psychiatrist, it could even be a priest. Just contact someone.
For what?
Prag
He seems pretty happy with his girlie god. If he's not hurting anyone I say let him float around with her. She sounds lovely. :)
My God is pretty awesome. She is beyond omnipotent.
@ JamieB
- "Prag. He seems pretty happy with his girlie god. If he's not hurting anyone I say let him float around with her..."
Heh, yeah. I'm starting to think you are right.
I only try to reach through, because I'm concerned that deeply deluded people might torment or even destroy the lives of others, even with the best of intentions.
But the best course of action in this case is probably to just be happy for him.
Peace and blessing be upon the godess
Slipknot. I bet you are one of those guys that tortures pets. I can tell that you are mentally disturbed. You even look crazy. Like the people you meet when you get gas late at night that just hang around because you have nowhere to go.
It's funny how dumbasses like you always make a complete ass of yourself. I know that you just sit around wishing you could relive your high school days as the jock but instead you were the weird guy.
I bet all your shirts have Moutain Dew and spicy Dorritos stains and you smell like old pee.
You have an Oedipus complex, and I'm sure you live in your mother's basement. I'm sorry you are a social failure but really it isn't MY fault. Maybe if you took a shower, but who am I kidding?
Go put on your tinfoil hat, get your comic books, crayons, Dorritos, and Mountain Dew. Get your flashlight so mom won't know that you're still up and pound your pud like you do every night.
I may be the weird guy in life but in the afterlife, I'm cosmic. I come from a rich cosmic family. It's awesome we live in a universe that is eternal and has God's and stuff. My soul is pretty awesome. I get to experience God like no one else.
I have experienced God a lot. She is beyond omnipotent. She treats me like I am her son. It's a bond no one else on the planet has. It has taken my fear of death away.
@slipknot
Oh sure. After you wipe the jizz off make sure to wash your mom's panties. She'll kill you if she finds out.
Let me clue you in weirdo. There IS no afterlife. I know a loser like you HOPES that there is and that your miserable life will have changed, but there isn't. You've peaked at a sorry sack of shit. You just don't want to face it.
Lol, I have experienced God, so I know there is an afterlife. I can tell my soul is very powerful. I come from a rich cosmic family. In the afterlife God knows every detail about your soul. My soul is very good. I can tell I'll be getting a lot of sex in the afterlife.
I'm different than everybody on earth. I have a cosmic mind. I think of things cosmically. These beliefs come from my cosmic mother. Our beliefs come from high above and are very special. My belief is that I'm the one and only son of God. I have a cosmic sister too.
So yeah in the afterlife everybody will know what I'm about. We are eternal beings. It feels good to be me. I have felt God so many times. She is always there for my comfort. I know beyond a shadow of a doubt God is real. She showed me that anything is possible in the universe. The universe is far beyond better than heaven.
I hear demons all the time that are jealous of me just being alive. God puts them there for my enjoyment. I'm not scared of them. God is in control though. People will be jealous of me being me in the afterlife, they will have to deal with it, as I have a soul.
Hahaha wtf??? Just have sex on Earth. All you need to achieve is consent. Just don't be a creep. Like the kind of creep that contemplates how much cosmic sex they think they're gonna get in the afterlife.
I expect to be drowning when I get to the afterlife. Being that we are infinite beings and all.
Ok... just be careful out there. No one wants to contract the cosmic AIDS.
I love that soldiers died to protect my beliefs. God put me in the best country for a reason, because I have a soul. USA is the best.
Shut up loser. There is no god to have put you anywhere. The only reason you are alive is because your mother fucked some fucking loser...and you were born. You don't have a soul. Cum stains don't have a soul.
Lol, I have a soul. It is eternal. It is why I feel God every night.
Oh my god this dude is so funny! CyberLN if you're reading this, please don't ban him.
Oh my god this dude is so funny! CyberLN if you're reading this, please don't ban him.
Yeah it's crazy how infinite the universe is. It's heaven being me. After experiencing God, I truly felt how infinite the universe is.
Slipknot0129// God made me a weirdo in this life, so I can be a cosmic badass in the afterlife.
lmao That's what's up, though I'm already a badass weirdo so I guess I'm just missing the cosmic. I too feel God every night if ya know what I mean *wink wink* ;)
Hahaha nice
It's a miracle. My eyes have been opened. God has brought John Belushi back to life, and he's here on a mission from god.
Wow Hahahaha
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