New Uniform/vestments for the vatican and rest of Catholic clergy

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New Uniform/vestments for the vatican and rest of Catholic clergy

When the previous entity in possession of the vatican compared women priests to pedophiles and proudly proclaimed to the planet that the vatican vision of Christ is a depraved predator of children holy solely because it is male, I wrote it a long letter and included a T-shirt with this logo that perfectly summs up it entire religious belief system. I told it it should be the new uniform of the vatican. It did resign shortly thereafter.

(I NEVER think of it as anything other than THAT WHICH DECLARED ITS DICK GOD AND OFFERED OUR CHILDREN IN SACRIFICE TO IT. )

t also tells all the clergy that their only value is as penises. I’m dense, it took me 5 years to realize that rather than be insulted by this, the clergy believe this is the best compliment imaginable.

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Tin-Man's picture
I think this would be a more

I think this would be a more appropriate uniform for Catholic clergy.

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arakish's picture
I say combine the two.

I say combine the two. Everyone knows what happens to child predators in prison...

rmfr

AUS-LGBT's picture
XD

XD

Cognostic's picture
https://www.youtube.com/watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ockfntl4e8U

I could not find the sexy pries outfit with the hole in the crotch that I was looking for but I did run across the above link and loved it.

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