Why Can't All See The Truth?

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xenoview's picture
Yes with another person.

Yes with another person.

David Killens's picture
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Bad Santa's picture
@Cog

@Cog
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The "God is real because there are too many coincidences argument." Oh hell! How in the fuck are we going to refute that one!

You have to finally admit to yourself that some minds are beyond our human (read "sane") comprehension.

hm... let's get back to that eggnog that Tin-Man prepared.

Tin-Man's picture
@BS Re: "hm... let's get

@BS Re: "hm... let's get back to that eggnog that Tin-Man prepared."

You betchya.... After reading the last few posts, I went ahead and made an extra batch. I do believe we could all use a couple of rounds after all the blathering nonsense I just finished reading..... *handing over large cup full of eggnog*.... *announcing to forum*.... DRINKS ARE ON ME! STEP RIGHT UP AND HELP YOURSELVES!... *chugging one full cup*... *refilling cup*....

SecularSonOfABiscuitEater's picture
Same team. I get it, you're

Same team. I get it, you're an atheist. The thing is, having the demeanor of a militant atheist doesn't mean you're always right. This is a very poorly constructed argument. Do better.

Tin-Man's picture
@Secular SOB

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Sky Pilot's picture
This is turning into the most

This is turning into the most hilarious thread ever!

David Killens's picture
I had the popcorn out on page

I had the popcorn out on page one.

arakish's picture
I have been having too many

I have been having too many facepalms to even enjoy popcorn...

rmfr

Tin-Man's picture
@Arakish

@Arakish

*handing over large cup*.... Here, have some of my special "high octane" eggnog. Goes great with face palms.

arakish's picture
Hey you're right. And it

Hey you're right. And it even dulls the pain from hard facepalms.

***tree begins swaying after downing several glasses***

rmfr

Tin-Man's picture
@David

@David

*handing over large cup*.... Here, have some of my special "high octane" eggnog. Goes great with popcorn.

Tin-Man's picture
@Dio

@Dio

*handing over large cup*....*starting to slur*... Hare... *hiccup*... Half summamy schpeshul...*hic*.. "hienoctane" neggnog. Goosegreat wiff hillair...helarry.... huhlaree... funny.

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@Secular SOB

@Secular SOB

*handing over large cup*... *spills half of contents on shoes*... *slurring badly*.... HARE!.... *exaggerated belch*..... Schneggsnogg!..... Guud schtuff!.... *hiccup*....

SecularSonOfABiscuitEater's picture
Jumping jehosaphat Tin man

Jumping jehosaphat Tin man this eggnog is spicy! Good stuff* belches*

David Killens's picture
It is no wonder. Some of the

It is no wonder. Some of the posts in this thread would have popped the circuit breaker in a toaster.

With Tin Man's delicate (he does rust, you know) constitution, it's amazing he does not have smoke pouring out his sonic receptors.

Cognostic's picture
Egg nogg -

Egg nogg - Arrrrgggggghhhhhhhmmmmmm! I'm coming to your house for Christmas.

Tin-Man's picture
@Cog

@Cog

*lying on floor*.... *drool oozing from corner of mouth*.... *pointing toward bowl on table*..... *barely able to talk*..... Neggnoggg.... NEEEEEEEEG Noooooooog....... *burp*....

Cognostic's picture
I'll have a cup of another

I'll have a cup of another nogg rum egg thing. *hic!

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Cog, curled up in the corner,

Cog, curled up in the corner, eggnog on his lips, stinking of rum, 6 empty glasses by his side, hugging his legs, rocking back and forth and repeating the same phrase over and over...."I can't find it..... it's gone... where is it.... it's gone...... I lost it....... I can't find it........ ohhhhh someone help me........ it's gone........ it's gone...... I can't find it.......... help me, help me........It's lost.......... I can't find it......... where did it go? Someone help........ pleeeeeeeseee. I can't find it..........

Cognostic's picture
I've got some popcorn here in

I've got some popcorn here in my lap if anyone wants to share.

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