The Flying Spaghetti Monster

Flying Spaghetti Monster

"If the Flying Spaghetti Monster doesn't exist, why are the planets perfectly shaped like meatballs?"

Rob's picture
hahahaha this is brilliant.

hahahaha this is brilliant. It shoes just how easily religions have distorted what logic really is and completely turned it into ridiculous explanations for everything.

Pathway Machine's picture
The damn Flying Spaghetti

The damn Flying Spaghetti Monster again. I'll tell you what it really shows, that man can't create a real god like the God of the Bible.

SammyShazaam's picture
Wow, I never thought of it

Wow, I never thought of it that way before! It really does make a startling amount of sense, doesn't it? Especially Jupiter - That's a big meatball!

Eyes now opened to the Flying Spaghetti Monster, how do I pay proper respect to his divine meatball destiny? Do I, or do I not eat pasta? Can I, or can I not, add meatballs? Would that be considered worship or sacrilege?

Seriously, I need some answers, because I was planning on having spaghetti and meatballs on Thursday.

firebolt's picture
And what about all of those

And what about all of those heathens in Cincinnati that put chili on their spaghetti?

efpierce's picture
A strike at Pastafarianism! I

A strike at Pastafarianism! I love it! I have a Spaghetti Monster poster in my garage. It says "I Want to Believe"!

mattyn's picture
What is the flying spaghetti

What is the flying spaghetti monster anyway and what is pastafarianism? Is that a real thing or not?

Zaphod's picture
It started as a political

It started as a political move and biblical satire and is now hilarious. Pastafarianism find its origin in a letter to a Kansas board of education when they were trying to decide whether or not to teach alternate theory in school an open letter was sent from Bobby Henderson it is available to be read here, worth a read! Here is a Wikipedia article on it, to sum it up, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is a stance on creationism where the universe was formed by this giant flying invisible being that can pass through matter with tentacles after a night of drinking and it has been messing with us ever since. All other evidence of anything to the contrary was placed there by him to test the faith of true pastafari who will if they are good pasta-far-i go to heaven which is place filled strippers and booze hell is the same but the beer is flat and the strippers all have diseases. Pirates are also divine beings I actually want to go to a gathering of these people sounds great and yes they do exist.

Zaphod's picture
I just now decided I am

I just now decided I am myself a true Pastafari. I love pasta and find happiness there. beer and strippers for me no matter which way I go, good or bad. Through Pastafarianism we could solve world hunger and global warming all we need is more pirates. I too want to believe!

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