I am a middle-aged, gay brotha who rocks it west coast style: smoking tree with the homies and listening to ol' skool gangsta rap. Humans are annoying, so I prefer other animal species (I have a six-year friendship with a northwestern crow). I credit the illustrations of my childhood catechism reader for my obsession with Middle Eastern brown bois; I tend to eroticize religious fanatics - Osama was da bomb!