I was born in Plymouth, a city in the South West of England. Being an animal lover all my life I am very big on animal rights and when I see cruelty to animals, it invokes a rage in me that can only be quelled by copious amounts of tea and video games. I have been an atheist since I was twelve, but was never a very good Christian. Even as a child, I questioned God’s methods and found it all very boring and gloomy. I am a frustrated writer, waiting for my big break and love all forms of writing; blogs, comic books, novels, you name a form of writing and I’ll whip you up a story with as much sex, violence and blasphemy as you can take! I currently live in Finland with my wife and two cats!