I can prove God Exists, is that a problem?
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NOBODY: knock knock??
QUASI: who is it?
QUASI: "nobody" who?
QUASI: "nobody" who?
then silence followed the conversation..*cricket chirping*
Nobody thinks you are funny
i didn't say i was funny either...
what's your relationship with "someone" ?
Someone is watching me
Whoa!... Hey, if Someone is watching Nobody, then who is watching ME?
I cannot “prove” God exists, however, I believe he does. I see evidence all around me. The horrible thing is I see the same evidence that the atheist sees. Only I interpret it differently. So...this is why I cannot prove God exists.
Nobody relies on the Truth not Interpretations of the Truth
If only there were an objective method for validating "evidence", oh wait a minute...
Hey there, Nobody. Welcome to the AR. So, before I read any other responses, I hope you don't mind if I ask a quick question.
Sinces you have such incredibly life-changing proof that could drastically alter society as a whole, why not simply tell us what it is, rather than just making a claim you have it?
(Oh, wait... Two questions, actually.)
Ummm, for which god do you have proof?
Now I'm going to read the other responses. I have a sneaky suspicion some will be similar to mine. *chuckle*
Oz never did give nothing to the tin man that he didn't already have. There is only one God, He created the Universe, which means He existed before the Universe did, and He has the capacity to create that which does not have the capacity to create itself. Nobody thinks atheism is silly.
Re: "Oz never did give nothing to the tin man that he didn't already have."
Dammit! Despite what Anybody says, I think I'm kinda starting to like Nobody. Granted, Someone may disagree with this, but Nobody was even a little funny in that last post and it made me laugh. Oh, sure, Everybody might get a little annoyed with it. I understand. However, I'm sure Somebody knows Anybody can have a good moment once in awhile. After all, Nobody can never totally disagree with Someone about Everybody. Anybody knows that, regardless if Somebody doesn't like Someone. Pretty simple if you think about it.
WTF do you mean there is only one God. Have you read your bible? 1st Commandment: "Thou shalt have no other gods before me." Are you saying God is lying?
Some of the Gods Mentioned in the Bible
*not an exhaustive list
Adrammelech II Kings 17:31 Sepharvite God.
Anammelech II Kings 17:31 Sepharvite God.
Ashima II Kings 17:30 Samaritan Moon Goddess.
Ashtoreth I Kings 11:05 Canaanite Goddess.
Baal I Kings 18:19 Canaanite God ("Lord") of fertility, vegitation, and storms.
Baal-berith Judges 8:33 A regional variation/aspect of Baal.
Baal-peor Numbers 25:03 Moabite regional variation/aspect of Baal.
Baal-zebub Luke 11:19 Philistine/Ekronian regional variation/aspect of Baal.
Baalim I Kings 18:18 Canaanite Gods ("Lords"), a collective of the different aspects of Baa.
Bel Isiah 46:01 Assyrian/Babylonian/Sumerian God ("Lord").
Chemosh I Kings 11:07 Moabite war God.
Dagon I Samuel 05:02 Philistine/Ekronian/Babylonian God of agriculture.
Diana of the Ephesians Acts 19:35 Ephesian moon and nature Goddess, ("Divine/Brilliant").
Jehovah Exodus 6:03 Hebrew God
Jupiter Acts 14:12 Roman God (possibly derived from 'Zeus-pater', Father Zeus).
Lucifer Isiah 14:12 ("Light-Bearer")
Mercurius Acts 14:12 Otherwise known as the Roman God Mercury, God of communication and travel, and messenger of the Gods...which is probably why Paul was called this at Lystra.
Milcom I Kings 11:05 Ammonite God
Molech I Kings 11:07 Ammonite God, also called Moloch, most probably Baal-Hammon of Carthage.
Nebo Isiah 46:01 Assyrian/Babylonian/Chaldean God of wisdom and writing, also called Nabu.
Nergal II Kings 17:30 Cuth/Assyrian/Babylonian war and underworld God, also called Meshlamthea.
Nibhaz II Kings 17:31 Avites God
Nisroch II Kings 19:37 Assyrian God
Rimmon II Kings 05:18 Babylonian/Syrian storm God involved (as Ramman) with the Deluge, according to Hebrew texts; also known as Ramman/Rammon.
Succoth-benoth II Kings 17:30 Babylonian fertility Goddess ("She Who Produces Seed"), also known as Zarpanitu/Zerpanitum.
Tammuz Ezekial 8:14 Assyrian/Babylonian God
Tartak II Kings 17:31 Avites God
Paul warns over and over that other people's Gods are not his gods. Exactly how do you eliminate all the other Gods? Not even your god agrees that there is only one god. Christianity isn't even a monotheistic faith. At best it is henotheistic, believing in one superior god from all possible gods. And then you have the problem of Satan. A completely free god who left your god of his own free will and over whom your god has no power or control. outside of a mere assertion of power and control. If your god had power, would he not have stopped Satan in the beginning? If your god exists, he is an idiot.
False gods, suit the false intellect. I assumed you knew that.
Tautology, circular reasoning.
Still nothing in the way of evidence, 0/10, must try harder.
"God is dead" Nietzsche...
Okay, I've alerted the media, the Pope and the leaders of the other major religions. All of them are hoping it is their God you are proving. I have a feeling some political agencies may be monitoring as well.
So, without further ado, let this momentous day in history commence. Gotta admit, I'm sorting hoping it's Thor.
Nobody is more real than Thor
I never thought of that. As others have pointed out above, I may have been presumptuous about the word "God". Since you spelled it with a capital G, I assumed you meant the Abrahamic god. I don't know if you are a Christian, Jew, or Muslim, but that would then specifically refer to Jehovah, Yahweh, and Allah respectively. If not then I apologize.
I'd like to put my vote in for "God" being Lolth.
I mean, Jehovah is the Lord of Hosts. Lolth is Queen of Spiders and Goddess of the Underdark.
Sorry, but Lolth has way cooler titles than Jehovah.
Nobody is cooler than Lilith.
I can prove that that Dr pepper isn't really a doctor, but of course... I can actually provide evidence of my claim.
@SecularSOB Re: Dr. Pepper
WHAT??? He's not really a doctor?... Hmmmm.... Well, I suppose that does explain why I could never get an appointment scheduled with him for that annoying rash I had.
"Well, I suppose that does explain why I could never get an appointment scheduled with him for that annoying rash I had."
well you never get appointment because he is doctor not a robot mechanic. :D
Ohhhhh.... So you are saying that he is actually just discriminating against those of us of metal persuasion. How rude!
Try LRC. Lime rust calcium. Will work wonder for your metal ass lol
@SecularSOB Re: LRC
Oh, hell yeah! That stuff is GREAT! If I sit in it too long, though, I start to crinkle.
Send some to congress
@Nobody....(in particular) Re: "Send some to congress"
Nah. Those old fuckers up they are crinkled enough as it is.
Nobody thinks medical advice from DR PEPPER leads to the continuation of the Diabetes Conspiracy
Nobody suffers from illeism.
Thank you, LN,
Because of your response, I learned a new word today.
Are you an expert on such?