Water and religion

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@Maodais

@Maodais

Oh lordy back to the woo again. Love to see that "sharp edged water" got any?

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@Old Man Re: Sharp Edge

@Old Man Re: Sharp Edge Water

I have plenty here in my freezer. I call it by the magical name of "Ice".

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Have you got any Ice-nine?

Have you got any Ice-nine?

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Is that the ice that burns

Is that the ice that burns that they found mels hole or something? or just fictional in a book sounds familiar . Or is it that computer virus .

algebe's picture
Ice-nine is in "Cat's Cradle"

Ice-nine is in "Cat's Cradle" by Kurt Vonnegut. It's a form of water that freezes at 48 degrees centigrade and can "teach" other water molecules to do the same. If you toss a piece in the ocean, the whole thing freezes solid. If you touch it, every water molecule in your body freezes instantly. Dangerous stuff.

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Ok so what's the wierd ice

Ok so what's the wierd ice that burns for very long time and absorbs moisture from everything around it even pepole? . Ill have to re look it up but i think its made up story from Mel's hole

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Well, dang, Algebe. Now I'm

Well, dang, Algebe. Now I'm gonna have to find that book and read it just to learn more about Ice-nine.

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@Tin-man: Now I'm gonna have

@Tin-man: Now I'm gonna have to find that book and read it

LOL. Don't worry. It's a short book and a good one, written by an atheist. You can learn about the amazing religion of Bokononism. Worshippers commune by rubbing the soles of their feet together.

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@Algebe Re: "Worshippers

@Algebe Re: "Worshippers commune by rubbing the soles of their feet together."

Oooooooo, kinky! I LIKE it!

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Bokonism is the best religion

Bokonism is the best religion. Their bible begins with the words "Everything in this book is a lie." or something similar. Vonnegut is a great writer, very much recommended.

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According to the fda food and

According to the fda food and drug administration they mesure how dangerous things are for human consumption they use a scale of how much we can ingest in a short time before it becomes lethal . So for example the average person can consume a certain amount of alcohol before they die from it . Its Not considered dangerous . Your kidneys can eliminate about 5.3-7.4 gallons (20-28 liters) of water a day, but they can't get rid of more than 27-33 ounces (0.8-1.0 liters) per hour (14, 15). Therefore, in order to avoid hyponatremia symptoms, you should not drink more than 27-33 ounces (0.8-1.0 liters) of water per hour, on average (14) . Water is lethal if you have to much . So is a lot of things dangerous if you have to much according to the same scale tho the amount of weed i would have to ingest in a day would be over 2 tonnes in a day before it became deadly . If i was to drink 6 litres of water in an hour i would drown my brain and die . I couldnt eat 6 kgs of weed in an hour if i could I would just be high for a while . So going by food and drug administration standards weed is less deadly than water . Also I looked it up there is a weed church near me already but you have to live in area for a while before you can worship the holy plant . Just wanted to add that sorry

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So im thinking of moving over

So im thinking of moving over a couple towns just so i can go to weed church . At least i could say to pepole yeah I went to church on Sunday afternoon at 4.20 . And Ill get some advice and education for my water church when i finally figure it out what it is i want to do with the idea

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@Modias Re: "...yeah I

@Modias Re: "...yeah I went to church on Sunday afternoon at 4.20..."

Bwaaa-haaaa-haaaa...! Oh, you are killing me, dude! It is great having you around. Please don't go anywhere. Promise you will hang around awhile! That was GREAT! Bwaaaa-haaaa-haaaa....!

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@ TM

@ TM
Yes, Modias is kinda like a really chilled out FIG wearing Breezy's underpants inside out....

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So this weed church has its

So this weed church has its service at 4:20pm Sunday's true story

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Hey modais you should try

Hey modais you should try reading this for your conscious ideas. General Principles of Reality A https://g.co/kgs/yg5xiz there is free pdf available easy to find and worth a read if your not to stonned to understand it that is

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Where did you find something

Where did you find something like that I would love a hard copy . Ive started reading alot of it but yes some is a bit to technical for me . So I read the part about God is consciousness and i had to stop its blowing my mind. I just wanted to say thank you for a great find

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Fringe tv show so the

Fringe tv show so the director carried around this book and there was rumors and stories that it was the zft manual . I looked up Robert L .Demelo and fringe followed a few links and this came up. Did I mention i love fringe .

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You are cool to me too Modias

You are cool to me too Modias. Here, flash up a bong and enjoy this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5FEj9U-CJM

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No this would be more modais

No this would be more modais style
https://youtu.be/sHzdsFiBbFc

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@Sweet Re: Spider vid

@Sweet Re: Spider vid

That was equally entertaining. LOL

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Crack spider is great thought

Crack spider is great thought it was a doco at first then I was like what the crack spider . Yes and shrimps are cool to i nearly choked on bong when he said sexnogular

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@Modias

@Modias

Careful, buddy. Never take a hit in the middle of the program. That shit can be dangerous. At the very least, pause it for a few seconds and THEN take a hit. Safer that way.

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@David Re: Shrimp vid

@David Re: Shrimp vid

That was AWESOME! (And I didn't even have to flash up anything to enjoy it.)

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So i have a friend that went

So i have a friend that went through a bad drug problem . He when to rehab and they told him about God . Now he is out of rehab he wants to go to church and asked me to go along with him for support . I feel awkward about going but I am doing it for a friend. I also plan to ask the priest of whoever about living water while i am there and ill let you know what i find out

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That is very sweet and kind

That is very sweet and kind of you to understand and go with him. It is a good sign that you are there for your friends . Dont feel arkward or bad about it you are doing the right thing if your friend wants to belive let him especially if its going to help him

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https://youtu.be/QBsA2ETp7JA

https://youtu.be/QBsA2ETp7JA just thought i would add this here .

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Also placebo did have an

Also placebo did have an effect on me but not the way you all think. For me it was about the water and frequencies its actually ment to be a love song but I hear this song diffrent to everyone else I guess https://youtu.be/6vlm4JsBsPE its in the water baby

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I think there is something

I think there is something else in your bag of gold and brown. I can sort of see why you like it but not how it relates

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But I don't want to be a

But I don't want to be a mermaid

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