Christian missionary has been killed .....

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"Could one of you kind gents

"Could one of you kind gents please direct me to the souvenir shop? I told my buddy I would send him a post card to prove to him I ma-"... *THUNK-THUNK-THUNK-THUNK-THUNK*....

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"Hey all! Happy pi da..."

"Hey all! Happy pi da..." THUNK THUNK THUNK!

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Glad he is dead!

Glad he is dead!

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Hey guys, what’s the range on

Hey guys, what’s the range on those arrows? THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK

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Tell me, is there a spot

Tell me, is there a spot where we can take a picture of us all so I can send it home? THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK

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"Smile, say cheese" THUNK

"Smile, say cheese" THUNK THUNK THUNK!

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"Can you all bunch together

"Can you all bunch together so that I can fit you all into this photo... and Dave, no fucking about with that bow and arro...."

*THUNK*

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Hey! I had a bow and arrow

Hey! I had a bow and arrow just like that when I was a chillll THUNK!

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I’m so full of the Holy

I’m so full of the Holy Spirit! If there was only a way to let it flow out!! THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK

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I have Cog’s Bible! First

I have Cog’s Bible! First one of you heathens to get saved can have it! THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK!

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THE HOLY INQUISITION:

THE HOLY INQUISITION:
"What's your name? What's your name? Who are you? THUNK! THUNK! THUNK!

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@Cog Fetch the comfy cush-

@Cog Fetch the comfy cush-*THUNK*

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Ahhh! I'm here! It's Miller

Ahhh! I'm here! It's Miller THUNK-THUNK-THUNK, timmmmmme.

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Ok heathens, our next speaker

Ok heathens, our next speaker will surely win you over! Welcome God is Awesome to the stage!!! THUNK THUNK THUNK

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Who wants to help hide the

Who wants to help hide the eggs? THUNK THUNK THUNK

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LOL: I saw the new post and

LOL: I saw the new post and half expected to see Norma writing another comment about how "Crass" it was to make fun of dead missionaries and their idiotic religions.

THUNK THUNK THUNK!

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Who- *THUNK* is Norma? *THUNK

Who- *THUNK* is Norma? *THUNK*

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Hey, Rohan! To learn about

Hey, Rohan! To learn about Norma, go check out Cog's thread in the Atheist Hub...

"MISSING CHILD, PLEASE HELP"

That will be the best way to learn about Norma... *chuckle*...

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Wow... now I know. *sigh*

Wow... now I know. *sigh* Accommodationists.

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Piss my pants laughing!!! I

Piss my pants laughing!!! I was thinking of her when I posted a few minutes ago!

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Norma says it’s wrong for

Norma says it’s wrong for those atheist bastards to pick on me !!! THUNK THUNK THUNK

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"Hey, you "crass bastards"

"Hey, you "crass bastards" come over here and stop being destructive!" THUNK THUNK THUNK!

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Hey guys! I have someone I

Hey guys! I have someone I want you to meet! She is amazing Grace! If she can’t win you over, you ARE doomed to hell! You go preach to them Grace... errrr what’s up, wait! Wait! Ahhhhh! THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK

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"Jesus love the little nat -

"Jesus love the little nat - ives, all the little natives in the THUNK THUNK THUNK!

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We are frigging lucky Nora

We are frigging lucky Nora did not stumble in here THUNK THUNK THUNK!

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Her name is Norma god damn it

Her name is Norma god damn it!!!! THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK

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@Jack All I can say is WOW!

@Jack All I can say is WOW! So crass and unintelligent! I don't know why I even bothered to look up this site if it's clearly an antitheistic one and not an accommodationist one! ARRGH SO OUTRAGED!!! *THUNK*

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"Hello there, fellow humans!

"Hello there, fellow humans! Great news! I have come to rid your people of all crassness so that you will be better prepared to live happily in our modern socie-"... *THUNK!... THUNK!... twink (baby arrow)... THUNK!*...

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Hey Norma come on!! Tell

Hey Norma come on!! Tell Grace to hurry up! They are preparing a feast! They said they just need to find some meat! THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK

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