Christian missionary has been killed .....

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"Line up for your baptisms

"Line up for your baptisms right here.." THUNK

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Communion wafers and wine,

Communion wafers and wine, one cup each THUNK!

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Time for circumcising! Who

Time for circumcising! Who wants to go first? THUNKTHUNK

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Y’all know that without me

Y’all know that without me risking my life to save you heathens you are damned to hell, right? THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK

Pirate Jack's picture
Have you all ever seen The

Have you all ever seen The Exorcist? THUNK THUNK THUNK

David Killens's picture
https://www.youtube.com/watch
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"HI IM JONNY CHAU!!!! WELCOME

"HI IM JONNY CHAU!!!! WELCOME TO JACKASS!!!!"

*THUNK THUNK THUNK*

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Johnny Chau's very first

Johnny Chau's very first Television interview:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y

Rohan M.'s picture
HEEEERE'S JOHN- *THUNK*

HEEEERE'S JOHN- *THUNK* -Y!!! *dies*

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Looks like I'm gonna win the

Looks like I'm gonna win the Dembski Awards- *THUNK*

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*RINGGGGGG RINGGGGGGG ----

*RINGGGGGG RINGGGGGGG ---- click*
"Hello? Darwin Awards? Guess what I'm..." THUNK THUNK THUNK

Rohan M.'s picture
@Cognostic More like the

@Cognostic More like the Dembski Awards... knowing the type, he probably didn't believe in evolution, but the cruelly-named "intelligent design"; his brain cells were apparently not designed that well.

Edited to change to past-tense.

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'Coconuts, coconuts coconuts!

'Coconuts, coconuts coconuts! I am so frigging tired of eating coconuts. If I see another coconut I am going to kiiiiii ..." THUNK!

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@Cognostic,

@Cognostic,

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That's gotta be my new

That's gotta be my new favorite meme.

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"Excuse me, do you guys have

"Excuse me, do you guys have anything for a headac......"

*THUNK*

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*Waiving frantically at the

*Waiving frantically at the fishing boat* "I made it! I made it." THUNK

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“Do you all have anything I

“Do you all have anything I can use to hang up this picture of Jesus, and this cross, and a copy of the Ten Commandments? THUNK THUNK THUNK

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"OH Fuckl! I got my new

"OH Fuckl! I got my new Nikes wet.... THUNK!

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"Hello! Come out, come out,

"Hello! Come out, come out, wherever you are..." THUNK!

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"Let me tell you about the

"Let me tell you about the story of Saint Sabastian...."

*THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK*

(Have a read, almost ironic lol)

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*TO SELF* 'Hey, they are

*TO SELF* 'Hey, they are talking in tongues' *RAISING ARMS TO THE SKY WAITING FOR AN INTERPRETATION* THUNK!

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Hi everyone! Let’s begin with

Hi everyone! Let’s begin with a joke! How many kids can a priest molest before he is condemned to hell? THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK

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What don’t you fuckers

What don’t you fuckers understand? You have to tithe, and we still pass the collection plate! THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK

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"It was just a

"It was just a misunderstanding between buoy and boy, I PROMISE!!!!!!!!"

*THUNK*

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Imagine if he was a Buddhist.

Imagine if he was a Buddhist. "Hi Everyone" THUNK "Greetings All" THUNK
"Cut this shit out!" THUNK "Again!" THUNK "Come onnn!" THUNK "This reincarnation shit sucks" THUNK And if you visit the island today you can still hear the THUNK THUNK THUNK.

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"Ok, so I get that part of

"Ok, so I get that part of the initiation is to fire arrows at me, obviously in a safe manner.... but why do i have to be marinated in BBQ sauce???"

Pirate Jack's picture
Conspiracy theory... Chau

Conspiracy theory... Chau makes it to the island, asks his captain to wait a bit... approaches Natives with bible in hand and says..” look guys, I really don’t believe this shit anymore! I’ve been reading on Atheist Republic, and I gave up on that shit! I don’t want to leave! I have 3 bottles of rum and we can get more next week! So look, you see that captain by the boat? He says you guys are pussies and you shoot worse than Helen Keller spun in circles!
A few moments later the boat captain thinks..... Why did that fucker pay me extra to dress like him? Why are those arrows burning? Wait.. Wait...SHIT... THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK

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Ok, I need half the men to

Ok, I need half the men to start building the church. I need the other half to build my parsonage. Ladies,what’s for dinner? THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK

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Bends over to pick up a sea

Bends over to pick up a sea shell.

THUNK

Is that you, Father Brown?

THUNK THUNK

Oh fuck ........I've been buggered again.

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